[randita]

*The Ithaca City School District has recently mandated that elementary school students in the first and second grades receive an actual grade on how well they "respect others of varying cultures, genders, experiences, and abilities."

*To teachers: Be sure children are fully aware that white anglo-saxon protestants, especially if they hold conservative political views are excluded from those who should be respected. They are the scum of the earth and merit derision at every turn. Children who heap scorn on people fitting this description should be highly praised and given extra credit.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

For that matter, you Dead White Males probably shouldn't even be posting anything!