A husband and wife were watching the devastation on TV of the World Trade Center; the videos of different countries around the world; crying with Americans over the events of the past few weeks; reporters updating and attempting to analyze political strategy; President Bush making speeches.
The wife turns to the husband and says, "I'm so thankful that Bush is our President. He is doing such a wonderful job."
The husband turns to the wife and says, "Shut up, Tipper."