[THEUPMAN]

She pounded the man furiously in his face and neck with her purse,

Was that purse registered? Close the purse show loophole, purses have no legitimate role in sport hunting and should be outlawed.

[gcruse]

Her car was recovered nearby, unharmed.

Now, that's an odd phrasing.  Usually, cars
are returned undamaged, people unharmed.
Oh, well, go Granny go.

[diefree]

I know an old lady in Florida who was robbed in her driveway. She went out and bought a .357 Magnum. She's ready for the next mugger.

[2nd_Ammendment_Defender]

I like hearing these stories about old ladies beating up their attackers. I heard this one story of a guy in California that tried to rape an older woman and she ended up almost biting the guy's nose off. Teeth are very good weapons.

[brat]

May God bless our feisty older citizens! Go Gramma!

[F16Fighter]

Just wait until Grandma gets cited with assault and battery with a deadly weapon, WHILE Gucci also gets sued by the perp's attorney.

Smith and Wesson could be watching this veeery closely...

[Texasforever]

We tried to help him all we could,'' the retired Baptist minister said, wiping his eyes. ``He's a good person, but the kid is mentally sick. He's been in trouble since day one.''

The irony of this statement is breath taking.

[c-b 1]

I know a few grannies who would have taught Jamale a thing or two about bringing a knife to a gun fight.