Woah, there, Jackson! One of the first things out of your mouth on this thread was that you were up for an old-fashioned book-burning, and now you're supposed to be the champion of reasoned debate? No sale.
The rest of us learned as children that witches and goblins and the rest AREN'T REAL. People DREAMED THEM UP. Apparently you either missed the memo, or--more likely--your parents withheld it from you, but either way you are no less valid an object of ridicule than if you'd come on here to complain earnestly that the tooth fairy had overlooked the bicuspid you placed under your pillow last night.