Posted on 12/11/2001 5:26:26 PM PST by blackdog
Here is today's fashion update that Geraldo has on display.
The blue bandana has been discarded in favor of the rust brown bandana. It is being worn in ascot fashion. A new twist on Geraldo's theme has been boldly launched on the viewing audience. The New England Fisherman look is portrayed in the backdrop of some Afghan river which makes the whole thing look like a seen from Jaws. His blue wool fishermans cap tightly hugged his head. Of course the cap was only an accessory which matched his blue merchant marine pea coat with nautical buttons. Matching gloves must be a rarity in Afghanistan since he was wearing black OJ type driving gloves which definately clashed.
Accompanying today's fashion clip for the "hip" war correspondent were some cave cut-aways showing his Aussie outfit worn yesterday. Geraldo must be lurking Free Republic with a lap-top. The criticism of the blue bandana worn for two weeks straight was taken to heart and the rust bandana is definately a hygenic improvement, but it also clashed with the blue nautical theme of today. It has been leaked by reliable sources that he has decided on a lion tamers outfit complete with whip when they catch OBL and put him in a cage.
And so am I... and that's what it's all about!!
I enjoy watching him too - for comic relief. Talk about "theater of the absurd"...
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