Bill Clinton, king of chat

peoplenews ^ | 10 December 2001 | peoplenews

[CommiesOut]

Bill Clinton, king of chat
Own series for ex-president

Bill Clinton could be making a return to public life as a chat show host.

The former president, currently touring Britain as a charity event speaker, is in talks with Michael Eisner, head of the Walt Disney corporation, about starting a series next spring.

'Bill is very keen to get back into the public arena and feels a TV show would be the ideal platform,' said a New York TV executive. 'Despite all the scandals while he was in the White House, he still remains very popular and he's extremely telegenic. Who is going to refuse an invitation from him to be on the show? He'll have the pick of the celebrity crop.'

[arly]

They could hire him, alec baldwin and ed asner and call it the return of the Three Stooges

[mombonn]

He'll be the jesse jerkson of abc - give him a show that NOBODY watches, pay him big bucks for an extended period of time, eventually quietly cancel.

hehe, FR can have a field day FReeping the mouse over this one!

[Teacup]

'Despite all the scandals while he was in the White House, he still remains very popular and he's extremely telegenic. Who is going to refuse an invitation from him to be on the show?

Yep! He is the Weakest Link.

[Carry_Okie]

That babe has been following him for over a year, since that trip to Martha's Vineyard.

[CommiesOut]

He is almost like Abraham Lincoln:
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[finnman69]

SQUIRT..........

OF.................

FORTUNE!!!!!!!!

[bduet]

I am assuming it will be on one of those porn chat sites. I hate that guy.

[Dan from Michigan]

King of chat? Change the c to an s and the a to an i and you have it perfectly.

[chimera]

'Despite all the scandals while he was in the White House, he still remains very popular...

Only with idiots and wannabe rapists...

... and he's extremely telegenic.

Like any aging lecher would be. Der Clinton ist ein grosse fettsack mit ein rote nase, er seht aus wie ein Klown. Sein schwantz hetten die schon längst ab hacken sollen.

Who is going to refuse an invitation from him to be on the show?

Anyone with at least one live brain cell and who has a shred of moral integrity. Appear on TV as the guest of a rapist? I think not...

He'll have the pick of the celebrity crop.'

Only the bimbos. One can envision Babs Streisand as a permanent guest. Maybe she can be Ed McMahon to his Johnny Carson, or vice versa? This speaks more to the moral degeneracy of "the celebrity crop" than any attractiveness of The Scummy One.

Better make him a gameshow host. How about a variation of the old Dating Game show, only Clinton can be the host and the permanent participant who gets to choose among three lovely and lucky bimbos, er, women, to see which one he will canoodle this week (or that day)?

[sheik yerbouty]

What will they call it? "Beelzebubba's Babble"?

[bootless]

Advertisers: Viagra, herpes medication, all those trade schools, deadbeat auto insurance companies, collect calling services, Jerry Springer, Miss Cleo, Paradise Escort Service, Domino's Pizza, Miss Monica's Handbag Shop, Liar's Anonymous. This is a target-rich environment.

[CommiesOut]

From the other thread (courtesy mountaineer):

Clinton Sleeps In Monica's Bed

FORMER US president Bill Clinton flies into Scotland today - and straight into Monica Lewinsky's bed. Clinton is in Glasgow to give a speech at a charity bash at the Hilton Hotel tonight.

And he is believed to be staying in the hotel's aptly named Presidential Suite - where his ex-lover stayed while on a UK tour promoting her biography two years ago. Lurid details of the former White House trainee's relationship with Clinton overshadowed the end of his presidency last year.

While Clinton does not have to worry about a kiss-and-tell this time around, the ignominious end to his presidency means he will not meet Scotland's First Minister Jack McConnell at the dinner. McConnell, who last month confessed to an affair of his own, refused to attend for fear of attracting jibes by being pictured sitting next to the adulterous ex-president.

But the pounds 125-a-ticket dinner - one of three to be organised by the Jewish National Fund - has also sparked protests. Security has been stepped up after a pro-Palestinian group, who say the JNF is a racist organisation and hindering the Middle East peace process, said they were planning to demonstrate against Clinton's visit.

And Scottish politicians, including Labour MP George Galloway and Scottish Socialist Party leader Tommy Sheridan, have attacked the JNF and Clinton's appearance.

But JNF joint-president Stanley Lovatt defended the bash, saying: "The money we are raising from these dinners is going towards the building of a reservoir in the Negev region of Israel." source

[self_reliant]

Looking for a silver lining ...

Maybe if this piece of dog excrement were on tv everyday, the "glamor" that the gullible feel he possesses would wear off.

Those of us who know how to tie our own sneakers already hold him in utter contempt. Maybe a little "familiarity" could evoke the same evaluation from some of his base base.

[No, I didn't type "base" twice by mistake.]

[LongsforReagan]

I hope it happens. Bill Clinton-talk show host is a great legacy. LMAO!

[StriperSniper]

Don't forget condom companies, and of course Tyson Foods.

[jmp702]

Yup, Hillary will be the Pres. sooner or later.
Everybody knows that except for poor sheeples

Some of the sheep herders have already let us in on what the future holds. This is from 1 1/2 months ago.

If I was a betting man, I would bet that Hillary will be the next President.

So far, Bush is bombing the Afghans but hasn't come up with bin Laden. If he fails to do so, and the terrorist attacks continue, his approval rating will drop like a stone. Plus, unless the economy improves drastically, there's going to be a lot of people pissed at him. Plus, Clinton was so popular that a lot of people would have voted for him if he ran again. Don't forget, despite his being the worst, do-nothing except get laid, President ever, more than half the country voted for Gore. The only reason Bush won is the electoral college and plenty of Democrats still resent that.

What can Bush do to redeem himself? Turn the economy around, get bin Laden, recognize that the true enemy is more than just OBL and get them, and dump Cheney for Guliani.

It's a tall order and Hitlery and the Dems will be doing everything they can to make sure he fails. Sadly,I think they'll succeed and once they do, goodbye America.
68 posted on 10/21/01 7:20 PM Pacific

[KSCITYBOY]

Any show he did would have great ratings for the first two weeks and then it would need to be proped up by the leftist media for the balance of the season. He is not someone you want to see for a whole hour each week. Even the pinko commies of DUh would get tired of watching quick.

[Carry_Okie]

Yup, Hillary will be the Pres. sooner or later.
Everybody knows that except for poor sheeples.

OK, CO, that's enough. It's early December and we all know how it is when you Polish guys don't get enough sun. Get some of those day lights or something and learn that selling resignation creates it. That's right, it's OUR JOB to make it come out some other way. That means fight, no matter what, with the certain knowledge that, though it could get as ugly as Hillary in short-shorts and a tank top, we are going to win because faith God couldn't produce otherwise.

:-))

[Eric in the Ozarks]

That's pretty close to being perfect. Curly, Moe and Larry.

[RippleFire]

Monday - Beefy Love Affairs! Clinton Cam went with Penny when she made quite a scene at the local roller skating rink. She busted her super-sized husband, Chris, and her cousin, Christy, together. Penny suspects there's more than skating between them. In studio, Chris confirms her suspicions, but begs Penny to take him back. Penny's had enough and reveals she's had a secret admirer for over a year? Chris' brother-in-law! Next? Robin is here to confront her best friend for sleeping with Chucky, Robin's plus-sized boyfriend. But Chucky shocks both women when he introduces them to his new lover? Arthur!! Tuesday - Steve To The Rescue! Alex asked Clinton Cam to come to his home so he could brag about how he's trained his girlfriend, Maria, to do anything he says. But Maria has a surprise for him? She's asked Steve to come and kick Alex out of her house! In studio, Maria insists she never wants to see Alex again and that she has someone new! Next? Margaret's brother, Joe, is sleeping with their cousin! Instead of ending the relationship, Joe? proposes? and the cousin says yes! Then? Brandi wants the truth. Is her boyfriend cheating? When she confronts him and his lover, he admits to cheating, and apologizes. To no avail?Brandi dumps him! Wednesday - "I'm Having Sex With Your Grandpa!" Mark is here to view a Clinton Cam confession from his girlfriend, Sarah? She's sleeping with Mark's grandpa!! Then? Angela broke it off with her boyfriend, but she regrets it now and wants him back. Unfortunately for her, he has moved on and Angela will meet his new lover today. Next? Shonda has two things to confess to her boyfriend? She's been sleeping with his best friend, Chris, and her baby's not his, but Chris'! Later? Jennifer has suspicions that her husband has been messing around with? her sister! Her husband admits that he still loves her and doesn't want to be with her sister, but Jennifer is through! Thursday - Shocking Clinton Stories! Virginia asked Clinton Cam to join her when she tried to catch her boyfriend cheating. Once she did, she bulldozed the trailer where they were caught! In studio, Virginia's boyfriend pleaded with her to take him back, but much to his surprise, both Virginia and his other lover dump him flat! Then? Nicola is here to tell her husband of 35 years that she's been cheating? for 6 of them? with a man half her age! And our next 3 Clinton guests are in the middle of a love triangle and battling a language barrier. They all have some fun with Clinton Cam along. Friday - It's The Bill Clinton Family Hour! Betty and Eddie are brother and sister and they're here today to tell their loved ones that they've fallen in love and are now sleeping together! Eddie's girlfriend is shocked and furious when Eddie proposes to his sister! Next? Randa's secret lover also happens to be her twin sister! Today, Randa will tell her boyfriend that she's leaving him? for her sister! Later? Kenitra is here to tell her husband, Ishmail, that she's leaving him?for his nephew! She claims that Ishmail drove her to it. Then? Jason will tell his wife that he's cheating once again? with her cousin, Dan!