Just in case nobody's beat me to it...
"They're always going and coming
and coming and going
and going and coming
and always, too soon."
And while we're at it:
"Hi cowboy. You in show business?"
"Why, no, Ma'am."
"Then get yer feet off the fwiggin stage!"
And also:
"Is it twoo what they say about you people?
Oh! It's twoo! It's twoo it's twoo it's twoo!"