*Names for Bands*

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[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I am tired of lame band names like Pearl Jam, Night Ranger, and The L.A. Guns (among others.) In College, My friend Phil and I came up with a list of better band names. Here for the first time on the freerepublic is our list of band names.

THE TIPPER GORE DREAM BAND
CULTURE GONE WRONG
THE RENO RANGERS
KENNY G IS DEAD
EVEN SERIAL KILLERS GET THE BLUES
THAT FUNKY CADEVAR
EAPENCIDE
NPR SLUT
FISHHEAD CHEESE
MY DYSLEXIC SLAP
SILBER SURFER
BETRAYL OF THE FLESH
SPIDER DROOL
GAY RAMBO
FRIENDLY FIRE
YOU'RE FIRED
THE AL SHARPTON EXPERIENCE
COBAIN'S BRAINS
BORGMARIGME
THE MEANDERS
FORGET-ME-KNOTS
CLEVER PUN NAME
WINDUP WORKERBEE
INSERT NAME HERE
TIANAMEN SQUAREDANCE
SAVANTE
ONLY A TREND
CRYPTOFASCHIST
INTERN-AL AFFRAIRS
LESBIAN CARPETBAGGER
POP INDIAN
STICKY WICKET
PLAGURISTIC URGE
NOBODY CARES
BARNUN
WE COULDN'T THINK OF A NAME
THROBBING DOMINATRIX
MY MOTHER THE CRACKWHORE
BASTARDLOVECHILD
C*CKSMOOCH
NAMBLA RANGERS
STINKY FINGER
COCO HOBO
WRONG NUMBER
THOSE TRANSVESTITE SENATORS
FRANKLY BARNEY
SNOTPUPPETS
GERBIL HERBALS
THAT FAT LESBIAN BLUES BAND
LUNGY
FOLLOW ME
SHEEP IN WOLVES' CLOTHING
TOYBOAT
RUBBER BABY BUMPER CAR
CHURCH OF ATHEISM
WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS FOR?
ARTIFICAL RESUCISATION
DRUNK BUSDRIVER
GIVE US YOUR MONEY
POSITIVELY NEATO
NEW CLICHE
SUBREFERENCE
KIDS ON FIRE
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE
CREEPER'S JOE
EAST ME
MUSICIAN ANONYMOUS
SLEEPYTOWN GANG WAR
NIGHTMARY
ILLITERATE BOOKSTORE
TWISTED BY FATE
SARCOMA
SARCASTIC DISCIPLINE
BOY, DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE US?
ADOBE ALBATROSS STEW
WACKALOONEY
MEEP
DEAD BOYS DON'T CRY
MORMONMANIA
IMAGINARY PLAYMATE
AIR GUITAR!
FAKED ORGANISM
WE'RE SO COOL
BUTTERMEAT
COMPULSARY
EWWWWWWWWW . . .
BETTER THAN CATS
RUBBER BALS AND LIQUOR
PING PONG BALLS
SUPPLIES
SIT. SIT. SIT. GOOD DOG.
SPINDLE
SLAUGHTERHOUSE 4 1/2
SLIPPERY EEL
REDUNANT REDUNDANT
TOOL & DIE
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL PARTY
CHOMP CHOMP BACHEWY CHOMP
ALGORELOSERAMA

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

There was a 90's band called the Greenapple Quickstep based along the same idea.

[Hawkeye's Girl]

The Serfs, in honor of my old history teacher, wherever he is :)

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

unsleeping freepers.

[MileHi]

NASTY HABIT

[avenir]

To me it would be hard to best THE VOLUPTUOUS HORROR of KAREN BLACK. I think they were punk?

[Bella_Bru]

Any ideas?

[martin gibson]

oh yeah, I forgot

Satan's Bloody Death Tomb of Gory Screaming Viking Ghoul Warrors and The Minions From Hell and Other Dimensions of Despair and Violent Bloody Rat Infested Corpse Stuff....

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

mongulrilla

[EdZep]

I love my old punk stuff. They weren't afraid to offend.

You've got to appreciate a band name like The Dead Kennedys.

Socialists in Congress? Click on the zeppelin, Grasshopper.

[monkeyshine]

Diary A

[blam]

Blam

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

can't beat that name.

[Captainpaintball]

The Sweet Raspberry Mammajammas!

Dr. Lumbago

The Gigglesnort Hotel

Peniswrinkle

[kinghorse]

Witches Tit

PeeWee's Bump List

Laid Up

Dad's Heart Stent

Suavamente

[Pokey78]

Many, many years ago, I was up late one Friday night watching the show "Night Flight" on USA network. My mother walked into the room and asked who in the world that was on the TV. I said, "The Dead Kennedys". She got so furious; started yelling at me why ANYONE would name a band that?!?

Like it was MY fault! hehe

[Hammerhead]

"Free Drinks"

[uglybiker]

Octegenarian Lesbian Orgy

[Rebelbase]

Fluffy Butter and the Vomit Biscuts.

[kinghorse]

not bad