*Names for Bands*

my brain ^ | now | me

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I am tired of lame band names like Pearl Jam, Night Ranger, and The L.A. Guns (among others.) In College, My friend Phil and I came up with a list of better band names. Here for the first time on the freerepublic is our list of band names.

THE TIPPER GORE DREAM BAND
CULTURE GONE WRONG
THE RENO RANGERS
KENNY G IS DEAD
EVEN SERIAL KILLERS GET THE BLUES
THAT FUNKY CADEVAR
EAPENCIDE
NPR SLUT
FISHHEAD CHEESE
MY DYSLEXIC SLAP
SILBER SURFER
BETRAYL OF THE FLESH
SPIDER DROOL
GAY RAMBO
FRIENDLY FIRE
YOU'RE FIRED
THE AL SHARPTON EXPERIENCE
COBAIN'S BRAINS
BORGMARIGME
THE MEANDERS
FORGET-ME-KNOTS
CLEVER PUN NAME
WINDUP WORKERBEE
INSERT NAME HERE
TIANAMEN SQUAREDANCE
SAVANTE
ONLY A TREND
CRYPTOFASCHIST
INTERN-AL AFFRAIRS
LESBIAN CARPETBAGGER
POP INDIAN
STICKY WICKET
PLAGURISTIC URGE
NOBODY CARES
BARNUN
WE COULDN'T THINK OF A NAME
THROBBING DOMINATRIX
MY MOTHER THE CRACKWHORE
BASTARDLOVECHILD
C*CKSMOOCH
NAMBLA RANGERS
STINKY FINGER
COCO HOBO
WRONG NUMBER
THOSE TRANSVESTITE SENATORS
FRANKLY BARNEY
SNOTPUPPETS
GERBIL HERBALS
THAT FAT LESBIAN BLUES BAND
LUNGY
FOLLOW ME
SHEEP IN WOLVES' CLOTHING
TOYBOAT
RUBBER BABY BUMPER CAR
CHURCH OF ATHEISM
WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS FOR?
ARTIFICAL RESUCISATION
DRUNK BUSDRIVER
GIVE US YOUR MONEY
POSITIVELY NEATO
NEW CLICHE
SUBREFERENCE
KIDS ON FIRE
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE
CREEPER'S JOE
EAST ME
MUSICIAN ANONYMOUS
SLEEPYTOWN GANG WAR
NIGHTMARY
ILLITERATE BOOKSTORE
TWISTED BY FATE
SARCOMA
SARCASTIC DISCIPLINE
BOY, DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE US?
ADOBE ALBATROSS STEW
WACKALOONEY
MEEP
DEAD BOYS DON'T CRY
MORMONMANIA
IMAGINARY PLAYMATE
AIR GUITAR!
FAKED ORGANISM
WE'RE SO COOL
BUTTERMEAT
COMPULSARY
EWWWWWWWWW . . .
BETTER THAN CATS
RUBBER BALS AND LIQUOR
PING PONG BALLS
SUPPLIES
SIT. SIT. SIT. GOOD DOG.
SPINDLE
SLAUGHTERHOUSE 4 1/2
SLIPPERY EEL
REDUNANT REDUNDANT
TOOL & DIE
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL PARTY
CHOMP CHOMP BACHEWY CHOMP
ALGORELOSERAMA

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

how about this?
WE STAND FOR NOTHING

[copycat]

Wow. Every time we name a band we can never think of anything and here's a whole list, some pretty good.

Right now, we're fixin to go with

Numbskull.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Osama Been Marked For Death

[A.J.Armitage]

Inappropriate Urges.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

MASSIVE TRIANGLATION

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

THREE-EYED FISH

[uglybiker]

Reminds me of my favorite (though, sadly, now non-exixtent) record store in N. Charleston, S.C.. it was called Prism Records. One of my favorite things was coming in the front door, looking to the left and seeing the record section titled: PUNK, REGGAE, and ODD SH*T.

There I would find such interesting ditties as:

The Crucif*x
Gay Bykers on Acid
Stompin' At Club Foote
Stukas Over Disneyland
Jim Jones and The Cool-Aid Kids

I miss those days.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

country band name: cold dead hands

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

SKULLPLATE

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

TALIBAN BANANA

[martin gibson]

Soup Tureenian Homesick Blues
Yeowsa!!! (for an up-tempo bar band)
Tough Tits (for a grrrl band)
Sufferin' Cats
Kommie Helfiger

[SamAdams76]

I always thought THE BOWEL MOVEMENTS would be a cool name for a band. The name of their first album could be SQUEEZING OUT TURDS, a play on the Graham Parker album SQUEEZING OUT SPARKS.

[Arkinsaw]

THE BOBSEY CREATURES

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

The original idea for this list was spawned from a jello biafra spoken word bit called "names for bands." I love my old punk stuff. They weren't afraid to offend.

[SWake]

Talibananarama ?

[TwoBear]

I about busted a gut when I read that one.

How about Colon Blow?

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

or Commie Hell Figure

[ExiledCalifornian]

How about The Deleted Threads?

[uglybiker]

How 'bout:

THE FLAMING TURDS FROM HELL!

[Bella_Bru]

Heehee...I like that!