Posted on 12/04/2001 7:18:52 PM PST by Big Guy and Rusty 99
I am tired of lame band names like Pearl Jam, Night Ranger, and The L.A. Guns (among others.) In College, My friend Phil and I came up with a list of better band names. Here for the first time on the freerepublic is our list of band names.
THE TIPPER GORE DREAM BAND
CULTURE GONE WRONG
THE RENO RANGERS
KENNY G IS DEAD
EVEN SERIAL KILLERS GET THE BLUES
THAT FUNKY CADEVAR
EAPENCIDE
NPR SLUT
FISHHEAD CHEESE
MY DYSLEXIC SLAP
SILBER SURFER
BETRAYL OF THE FLESH
SPIDER DROOL
GAY RAMBO
FRIENDLY FIRE
YOU'RE FIRED
THE AL SHARPTON EXPERIENCE
COBAIN'S BRAINS
BORGMARIGME
THE MEANDERS
FORGET-ME-KNOTS
CLEVER PUN NAME
WINDUP WORKERBEE
INSERT NAME HERE
TIANAMEN SQUAREDANCE
SAVANTE
ONLY A TREND
CRYPTOFASCHIST
INTERN-AL AFFRAIRS
LESBIAN CARPETBAGGER
POP INDIAN
STICKY WICKET
PLAGURISTIC URGE
NOBODY CARES
BARNUN
WE COULDN'T THINK OF A NAME
THROBBING DOMINATRIX
MY MOTHER THE CRACKWHORE
BASTARDLOVECHILD
C*CKSMOOCH
NAMBLA RANGERS
STINKY FINGER
COCO HOBO
WRONG NUMBER
THOSE TRANSVESTITE SENATORS
FRANKLY BARNEY
SNOTPUPPETS
GERBIL HERBALS
THAT FAT LESBIAN BLUES BAND
LUNGY
FOLLOW ME
SHEEP IN WOLVES' CLOTHING
TOYBOAT
RUBBER BABY BUMPER CAR
CHURCH OF ATHEISM
WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS FOR?
ARTIFICAL RESUCISATION
DRUNK BUSDRIVER
GIVE US YOUR MONEY
POSITIVELY NEATO
NEW CLICHE
SUBREFERENCE
KIDS ON FIRE
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE
CREEPER'S JOE
EAST ME
MUSICIAN ANONYMOUS
SLEEPYTOWN GANG WAR
NIGHTMARY
ILLITERATE BOOKSTORE
TWISTED BY FATE
SARCOMA
SARCASTIC DISCIPLINE
BOY, DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE US?
ADOBE ALBATROSS STEW
WACKALOONEY
MEEP
DEAD BOYS DON'T CRY
MORMONMANIA
IMAGINARY PLAYMATE
AIR GUITAR!
FAKED ORGANISM
WE'RE SO COOL
BUTTERMEAT
COMPULSARY
EWWWWWWWWW . . .
BETTER THAN CATS
RUBBER BALS AND LIQUOR
PING PONG BALLS
SUPPLIES
SIT. SIT. SIT. GOOD DOG.
SPINDLE
SLAUGHTERHOUSE 4 1/2
SLIPPERY EEL
REDUNANT REDUNDANT
TOOL & DIE
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL PARTY
CHOMP CHOMP BACHEWY CHOMP
ALGORELOSERAMA
you guys prolly don't like people like me...sorry...meant no disrespect.
I may be street and hardcore, but I don't mean to hurt anybody.
When your life is this hard, you just need a little comedy to keep things, well....
Takes all kinds, we gotta stick together, or else they're gonna do this eminent domain crap... See you in the trenches....
Hot Goat Love
Welders on Fire
Pull My Finger
Street
Word to Ya Motha
Apologies to those these make no sense to....Hot Rod does not have a computer, and I'm uploading stuff to amuse him tomorrow.
Stand by....
I remember a band in high school named Gangrene and the Facelifts.
I think they kindof fell apart after that . . .
ALL YOUR BASE.....featuring the hit song "rectal phlem"
I haven't read the whole thread yet. How about the "Cunning Stunts"? :)
Just checked out the anti-Nigerian scammer site. Hilarious! I love seeing these thieves getting a taste of their own medicine!
About ten years ago, I was in a bluegrass band called “Smashing Bumpkins” and some friends of mine were in one called “Twisted Lester”.
I saw The The at CBGB’s a few nights way back ,..
they were really good , but needed that extra something ( as did alot of good bands )
oops , forgot what this thread needs , true stuff
a genuine raggedy blues/rock thing I was in almost took the name ( the drummer Stevie T. , his idea )
And How’s Her Bush ?
Some of the bands I’ve been in over the years...
Kalibur (It was for a battle of the bands, and was supposed to be “Excaliber,” but the guitarist liked this better...)
PMJT (Phil, Mark, Jeff, and Tom. Guess which one I was!)
“Turn It Down!”
“White Noise”
and my personal favorite...
Phydeaux (pronounced “fido”) and the Carcinoma Angels.
Mark
THE FLAMING TURDS FROM HELL!
A band I was once in seriously considered the name
Painting a Turd
Mark
Originally known as "Soft White Underbelly" around Long Island.
Mark
Hillary’s Third Ankle
Oops! I forgot a very important one too!
“Generic Porno Blondes”
Mark
Bands I’ve played in...
Westland Woodlands Blues Band (25 years ago. Alright?)
Bazzle
Raven Black
And...just me and my guitar (epiphone Les Paul copy) in bars and Irish Pubs in Germany. Drank for free, many a night.
bump from the past
My band name would be the “Grilled Cheese Marys.”
Global Irritation
Snappy Goodyear and his Rubber Band (OK..I stole that one)
Dirty Dick and his Seven Nasty Nose Pickers
(Their first album: “I can’t get the one I want”)
Estrogen Cloud
Locomotive Face
The Diesel Powered Gliders
Bananagramma
Blue Screen of Death
Keyboard Kenny and the Swinging Organs
Bobbing for Donuts
Hair Blown Back
The Slithering Magpies
Electro Shock Therapy
The Speaker Creatures
Jeepers Creatures
Automatic Shutdown
The Vitamins
Oil Sock
Handlebar Mustang
Ted’s Oldsmobile Submarine Company
wicked sticky
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