[Miss Marple]

I cannot believe I have read this entire thread and no one has listed two of the WORST songs:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" and "All I Want for Chrismas is My Two Front Teeth."

Both are traditionally done by little boys with annoying voices, or by women pretending to be little boys with annoying voices. Ugh.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

I just did list it, but I thought it was Grandma kissing Santa Claus! What a hoot. I hate the song so much that I can't stand to listen to it enough to remember the words!

[SamAdams76]

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" and "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth."

Both are traditionally done by little boys with annoying voices, or by women pretending to be little boys with annoying voices. Ugh.

Excellent choices (for annoying songs). You must be thinking of the Jimmy Boyd version for "I Saw Mommy Kissing" and the old Spike Jones version of "My Two Front Teeth." Both annoying as hell but my kids love them. I do have one version of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" that I don't mind hearing, and that is by the Jackson Five (from 1970). That little Michael sure knew how to sing. Too bad he grew up to be such a freak.