Okay, then EVERY English, French, and German king named Harry / Harold / Henry / Henri / Heinrich was the devil, including Prince Harry, Prince Charles' second son. Harry Truman, Harry Belefonte, Harry Hamlin, etc. were ALL named for the devil, and EVERY person ever named JOHN, or a variation of the same, including Jesus' deciples were toilets . Happy now ?
Oh, and EVERY man and boy named Nicholas, or a variation of same, was / is also named for / is the devil.
Woodkirk... wood = wood, trees, etc. kirk= church. wooden church. Fine with me. LOL But IF you are nemed John, Nicholas, Harry, or a variation / femine variation / last name ( Harrilson, Nicholas, Nicoles, etc. ) then you too are nemed for or are the representation of the devil , by your logic; such as it is. LOL
2 Timothy 3: 1-7 "In the last days . . . men shall be . . . ever learning but never able to come to the knowledge of the truth."
You have a lot more patience than I would, dealing with 'woodkirk' so calmly and rationally. Good for you! You really help make this side of the argument look rational. (As opposed to the Potter-haters 'never read the books but Tim LeHaye says they're evil and I believe every word he says and buy all his books, he isn't a bit jealous that Rowling is both talented and rich while his books are fit for toilet paper' people)