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1 posted on 11/21/2001 8:23:48 AM PST by k2blader
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That depends. Are you a guy or a chick?
2 posted on 11/21/2001 8:26:03 AM PST by Rodney King
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This is my stock response that makes the jaws hit the floor: "I don't live in either Vermont or Hawaii".
3 posted on 11/21/2001 8:26:32 AM PST by Senator Pardek
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How about this:

I just haven't found the right species yet.

4 posted on 11/21/2001 8:28:36 AM PST by thesharkboy
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My stock answer to all such personal questions that I find slightly intrusive: "Why do you want to know?"
5 posted on 11/21/2001 8:28:37 AM PST by Ipse Dixit
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when i find someone I love and want to make the commitment? Is it harder than that? Or maybe, nunya bidniss ...
6 posted on 11/21/2001 8:29:31 AM PST by Slush
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Well, if they're asking because I am living with a woman I've not married, I'd say, "Oh, marriage is for people with morals! I just want sex on-tap without binding commitment and responsibilities!"

If they're asking because I am living with a woman I've not married and we have children, I'd say, "Oh, marriage is for men! I'm just a little boy who's passed puberty, and I've found a woman stupider than I!"

If it's neither of the above, and they're just being nosey, and it bothers me, I might say, "No less than a year after the last time someone asks me that."

If it fits, it's yours.

Dan

8 posted on 11/21/2001 8:29:50 AM PST by BibChr
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Just say "you are too young to die." I still use it...
9 posted on 11/21/2001 8:30:11 AM PST by Sungirl
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"To whom?" might be a good response.
11 posted on 11/21/2001 8:31:37 AM PST by FormerLib
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My wife keeps asking me the same thing.

/john

12 posted on 11/21/2001 8:31:48 AM PST by JRandomFreeper
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Oh, I'd just tell them that they don't allow you carry firearms in Ireland....so I'm waiting for the laws to change, and my dad to get a shotgun! *L*
13 posted on 11/21/2001 8:33:18 AM PST by Happygal
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"So when are you getting married???"

I answer, "Some time after hell freezes over." But then again I am divorced. ;)

Regards, Ivan
14 posted on 11/21/2001 8:33:25 AM PST by MadIvan
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I would never marry before my mom does.
15 posted on 11/21/2001 8:33:36 AM PST by scouse
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just answer it this way:

So it must be true...misery does indeed love company.

17 posted on 11/21/2001 8:34:02 AM PST by francisandbeans
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Oops, sorry...thought this was a Star Trek thread!
19 posted on 11/21/2001 8:36:28 AM PST by RayBob
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I answer it with a question "how old is your daughter?" Seems to work every time...
20 posted on 11/21/2001 8:37:46 AM PST by Billthedrill
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I just laugh it off with, "Didn't you get the invitation"? It always ends the subject.
21 posted on 11/21/2001 8:39:16 AM PST by Azzurri
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My response: are you writing a book?
22 posted on 11/21/2001 8:40:28 AM PST by gardenfence
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How would you answer the IRKSOME Q: "So when are you getting married??"

How about:

"I'm getting married when I know that I've found someone who's as serious about having an unbreakable committment to me, as I will have for them.

Love is a choice, not a weather pattern."

Or:

"I'm still taking bids."


23 posted on 11/21/2001 8:41:11 AM PST by Sabertooth
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I usually say, "When I damn well please. When are you going to get a life so you can stop being interested in mine?"
25 posted on 11/21/2001 8:45:07 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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Well come to Utah and you'd see that thrice in 2 days is about normal around here.

My answer is always "I'm ready as soon as I find the right girl." In your case, if you have found the one, then I must ask, when are you getting married?
26 posted on 11/21/2001 8:46:15 AM PST by Blowtorch
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