Darth Sidious Proposes Marriage To His Girlfriend Lisa!

theforce.net ^ | 11/20/01 | Darth Sidious

[AppyPappy]

You guys aren't funny. Marriage is wonderful and the marriage home is Hell with curtains is a perfect respite burning spit is more like it after a hard day. You should be ashamed put out of your misery.

[francisandbeans]

Nice twist on the analogy Joe.

Picture your soul as a big bowl of Jello. Now picture that bowl of Jello haveing a straw inserted into. Now picture that straw being used to slowly suck out all of the Jello. You will be left with just a bowl and divorce will take half of that.

A half bowl with no Jello is no fun.

[LeeMcCoy]

What woman could resist??? :) May the Lord bless you and your bride all the days of your lives!

[lowbridge]

bump

[LeeMcCoy]

Marriage is like waking up with your boss next to you every morning.

What do you mean, "like"??? LOL!

[irgbar-man]

I'll save my congrats for after she does. My guess is she won't think it over for more than 3 seconds. Chris, you are a class act.

[lowbridge]

A half bowl with no Jello is no fun.

I don't like jello anyways...

Marry him Lisa!!!! :-)

[carlo3b]

You da Man.... You'll love the honeymoon, thats the period between "I do", and "You'd better"!.........LOLOLOL

[keeper53]

Congratulations!!May God bless you and your future wife in many ways!: ) APPY-you crack me up!:)

[Jefferson Adams]

LOL Post #21

[francisandbeans]

Let me guess....this is differrent. She is a great girl...blah,blah,blah yadda, yadda yadda.

Marriage is a curse. The minute men figure out how to have and raise kids without women, women will be hurled on the ash heap of discarded lies and replaced with robotic mistresses.

[Bikers4Bush]

Did she say yes?

[Jefferson Adams]

I agree, lowbridge. Lisa, don't let him get away!

[Lee'sGhost]

Dear Lisa,

I don't know you but I felt compelled to point out that Darth has a light sabre thingie in his hand there. I think the plan is to, like, cut your head off or something when you reach for the ring. I think it's a trap. Either that or he's about ready to to cut his knee off. I'm not sure. Either way, I'd be getting pretty nervous about now. >p>Have you done a background check on this guy? Is he known to wear weird costumes and go to space geek conventions? On the other hand, if you know what the Morioshi Karu is, you guys are probably well suit for each other.

Go for it.

[Brett66]

His journey to the Dark Side is now complete...........

[lowbridge]

Did she say yes?

Waiting for the answer :-)

[Lizavetta]

The minute men figure out how to have and raise kids without women, women will be hurled on the ash heap of discarded lies and replaced with robotic mistresses.

Good luck teaching your robot how to dust your broom, big boy.

[AppyPappy]

Geez, she hasn't even accepted and you already have them divorced. you Have some patience foresight. quick give me a lotto number

[MaeWest]

"Please, please!"

Waytago Darth!