[Paul Atreides]

If your presidential liberry is a doublewide with the wheels still attached, you might be a Clinton.

[AmericanVictory]

Credit where credit is due.
This is a great thread but

we are constrained to point out that at the very beginning of the Clintoon administration, popular Wshington night club songstress Mrs. Foggy Bottom, a/k/a Joan Cushing composed a marvellous ditty which begins:

He may be related to you,
he may be related to me.
We all could be part of
the Clinton family tree.

If you're in the DC area go see her and get her to sing it.

[MeekOneGOP]

. . .it's been almost a month bump!

[WorkingClassFilth]

Hey Paul! Found this oldy through links on this AM's threads...

"...liberry..."

ROTF! You have the ear, Sir, and the understanding that goes with it.

Hoping you and yours have a good Thanksgiving.

Regards, WCF

[dirtboy]

If you can't figure out what a cigar is for ... you might be a Clinton

If, during your tenure as president, your party loses both houses of Congress, along with countless governorships and state houses, but you are still somehow considered the saviour of your party ... you might be a Clinton.

If you wear the same damn pantsuit every day ... you might be a Clinton

If your daughter looks more like Webb than Bill ... you might be a Clinton

If you pretend to look through binoculars with end caps on ... you might be a Clinton

If you insist on lying even when the truth would work better ... you might be a Clinton

[Centurion2000]

If you can get $8 million for a tell-all book and not know how to write. You might be a Krinton.