Please please check the SOURCE of your linked quote... the source of the posted article IS THE ONION. This is a PARODY site. It is MADE UP. FICTION. NOT REAL.
Sort of like the books.
If someone wants to avoid the books, so be it. But there's no need to get sucked into basing one's objection on a PARODY. This just discredits a personal choice to avoid the book.
Regards
I KNOW THAT!!! I was just posting the quote to show NC Conservative that this quote was sourced from The Onion!