We all know Harry Potter is a SATANIST because he is sponsored by PROCTOR & GAMBLE!!!
(Let's not leave out Halloween, Star Wars, the Psychic Friends Network, Kiss ("Knight In Service to Satan"), all agents of THE DARK ONE!)
Wait a minute Clemenza. I always heard KISS was for "Kings In Satan's Service" and now I am told it's "Knight's?" Hmmm... now I get what they were really all about...