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To: Dog Gone
Reminds me of a joke I heard --
Inside the Fuerherbunker, just before the end:
Hitler: Report! Luftwaffe status?
Luftwaffe General: We still have a few boxes of spare parts and a Great War bi-plane from the Berlin Museum.
Hitler: Wehrmacht status?
Wehrmacht General: I've been able to raise a militia platoon consisting of a few dozen elderly men and 14-year-old boys.
Hitler: Naval assets?
Navy Admiral: We have a half-dozen sailors in a rowboat and a sailboat on the River Spree.
Hitler: [Pauses to consider these reports, then slowly smiles] All right! NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!

49 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:36 PM PST by steve-b
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To: steve-b
Wehrmacht General: I've been able to raise a militia platoon consisting of a few dozen elderly men and 14-year-old boys.

Right, the "Volksturm".....

51 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:38 PM PST by He Rides A White Horse
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