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I want to build my own MAN what's the best???? (vanity)
ME | November 15, 2001 | Me

Posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:51 PM PST by Neets

I want to build my own MAN. What's the best....and where are the best sites or places to get things???? I want the best of everything in HIM.....


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To: proud American in Canada
You were right. You knew I was a Taurus from the incredible amount of bulltish, right? :-)

Oh well. And no, I won't fault you for the astrology, the fundies are playing on other threads, I hope.

101 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
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To: uglybiker
I'm not perfect and I ain't afraid to admit it!

I never doubted YOU toots !!!!! ;-)

102 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by Neets
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To: Texaggie79
Timing my friend. Life is all a great sense of timing.

Mine was not delivered until today, obviously.

103 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
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To: innocentbystander
A former Officer, and a Gentleman.

That's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.

104 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by jackbill
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To: illstillbe
Not to mention the paint-by-numbers "Brett Favre" action painting, the one where you can hardly still see the numbers...
105 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by Bitwhacker
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To: OneidaM
I'm reminded of that old sixties song "London swings like The Pendulum do!" If you get my drift.

On the right today...to answer that other sage ole' question.........

106 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum
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To: Mercuria
Phewwwwwwww,,looks like they missed that one Merc!!!!!!!!

But that's a MAN thing TOO!!!

107 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by Neets
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To: OneidaM; ohioWfan; mtngrl@vrwc; NYC GOP Chick; rintense
Start here...............


108 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by lawgirl
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To: Focault's Pendulum
ROTFLMAOPIMP....stop it you are killing me...

R U Logged ???

On I mean.

109 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by Neets
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To: OneidaM
I know where you can get a ready-made model, custom made from only the best parts, in prime condition.
110 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:08 PM PST by Silly
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To: Howlin
LOL!
111 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:08 PM PST by Dog
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To: Bitwhacker
How about:
Wanna have sex?
Wanna have sex now?
Whaddaya mean you want dinner first?

How's that?

Wow! Very interesting.... Not quite sure how to reply to that one, especially being married & all.... :)
But I'd say you've got a future in ... poetry & such.

112 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:08 PM PST by proud American in Canada
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To: OneidaM
Check with Richard Simmons. He should have a nice blueprint.
114 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:08 PM PST by SlightOfTongue
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To: Silly
Does that mean everynight would be "Happy Hour"???
116 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:08 PM PST by Neets
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To: OneidaM
I built mine out of love. He works perfectly.
117 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:08 PM PST by MissAmericanPie
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To: OneidaM
Subject: MEN'S RULES

These are our rules. Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and NASCAR.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Check your oil! . Please.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. I'm in shape. - ROUND is a shape!

118 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:08 PM PST by Conservative
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To: OneidaM
You got it, baby!
119 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:08 PM PST by Silly
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To: proud American in Canada
Yes, it resonates on several levels, from visceral to subliminal all the way to obscene...

and I wanna be a paperback write-errrr
120 posted on 11/16/2001 1:20:09 PM PST by Bitwhacker
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