[AgThorn]

So the engines didn't fail, and there were no birds ingested in the engines .... this could only mean one thing! Birds with tools!!! But is that possible? Nah!!

[maestro]

Isn't this particular airplane MADE in France?? (Muslim labor?) (Pre-loaded exploding bolts etc.?)
How about 'something' added with/in the fuel tank while/before total fueling??
Remote electronic switches do 'interesting' things?!
IMHO,.....just my 2 cents.

[thepainster]

This just in.....The NTSB has determined a Flock of Seagulls did not cause damage to the engines. However, It has not rule out Red hot Chile Peppers, M&M or Iced T from causing the damage.....that is all.....

[Cachelot]

this could only mean one thing! Birds with tools!!! But is that possible? Nah!!

Islamic birds with tools??

[B Knotts]

I think that bird's been working on one of the hard drives here.

[CubicleGuy]

Birds with tools!!!

I have it on good authority that John Lithgow and William Shatner have come up with an alternate theory...

[~EagleNebula~]

ROFL!!! Love the pic! Love the word plays!

anyone speaking up and taking credit for the act?