Florida Supremes Order New Presidential Election

Florida Supreme Court | Fearles Flyers

[Fearless Flyers]

The Florida Supreme Court has just announced a new Presidential Election for the entire state. Next Tuesday during the lunch time hour two satellites will be canvassing the entire State. Those wishing to cast their vote are asked to step outside and be counted, except if you live in the Pan Handle because your votes didn’t count in the last election and you have the wrong lunch hour anyway.

If you want to vote for George Bush you are asked to raise one hand to have your vote registered.

Those wishing to vote for Al Gore are asked to look up to the sky and smile, all dimples will be registered as votes for Al Gore

Those who still insist on voting for Pat Buchanon are asked to drop your pants and shoot a moon towards the sky. However be warned all hanging chads, pregnant, or dimpled chads will be registered as votes for Al Gore

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But what if I want to vote for Al Gore and Pat Buchanan again?

[FreePaul]

But what if I want to vote for Al Gore and Pat Buchanan again?

According to the rules the method of casting a Buchanan vote would be construed as casting a Gore vote. SMILE.

[woofer]

But what if I want to vote for Al Gore and Pat Buchanan again?

Then you better hope your butt cheeks are dimpled.

[DainBramage]

The police will make clouds to block the view of all minorities.

[tophat9000]

If you want to vote for George Bush you are asked to raise one hand to have your vote registered.

Those wishing to vote for Al Gore are asked to look up to the sky and smile, all dimples will be registered as votes for Al Gore

Sorry but they got that wrong

When your ask if you want to vote for George Bush raise your first(index)finger

When your ask if you want to vote for Al Gore raise your middle finger

[Feebeth]

The Palm Beach (Hokey) Pokey: ___ You put your stylus in, You put your stylus out, You put your stylus in, And you punch Buchanan out. You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around, That's what it's all about! _____ You put the Gore votes in, You put the Bush votes out, You put the Gore votes in, And you do another count. ____ You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around, That's what it's all about! ____ You bring your lawyers in, You drag the whole thing out, You bring your lawyers in, And you put it all in doubt. ___ You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around, That's what it's all about! ___ You let your doctors spin, You let the pundits spout, You let your doctors spin, And your people whine and pout. ___ You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around, That's what it's all about! ___ You do the Palm Beach Pokey, You do the Palm Beach Pokey, You do the Palm Beach Pokey, That's what it's