Quotes from Chelsea Clinton's piece in Talk magazine

Talk Magazine Dec 2001/Jan 2002 | Chelsea Clinton

[Calvin Locke]

...my father got back to New York...

WHY couldn't Bush just brush off Clinton's entreaty to return to the US with a polite "Err, ya know, WE'RE KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW...".

It's not like Clinton knew anybody personally, that perished in the attack.

If he did, not only would we be subjected to a reminder by all the media suck ups every 10 minutes, Clinton would sound like every one of Teddy K.'s speeches: "(count down 3,2,1)...and my brothers...".

[NYCVirago]

According to the previous issue of Talk magazine (the one with Giuliani on the cover), Clinton called Rudy's people and wanted to go down to Ground Zero that Thursday! Rudy said no (his reason was that it was too much a security nightmare), which is how Clinton ended up accosting people that night in the armory instead.

[woofie]

My God that girl can really write...spell, put in punctuation, you name it! Im amazed!

[RightOnline]

Aside from the horrible syntax, the vapid phrasing, and the pathetically and patently ridiculous panning of "tax cuts" (yeah.......you was thinkin' bout da tax cuts.........riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.........and I was pondering the fallen nature of Man while mixing a drink this evening, sweetie..............)....................aside from all that..........

...........................naaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, y'all thought I'd say something kinda nice, didn't you? Fuhgedaboutit. She's a Clinton. Through-and-through. Just as easily manipulated by that hand up her little behind, working her mouth, providing a voice.............

[One4Indictment]

and Humpty-Dumpty."

Or in her father's case of his many sextra-curricular relationships...HUMP ME DUMP ME!!

[poet]

hELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, i'M GAGGING ON THIS ONE.

[Skybird]

"Why waste a Cornell education on the military?"

Look around Chelsea while you're at Oxford...I guarantee that several of your classmates ARE military officers [usually the top service academy graduates]. Try to be polite at your "afternoon tea."

[Rainbow Rising]

I know what my two favorite quotes are:

#1."I was expounding on the detriments of Bush's tax cut as we approached Grand Central Terminal and were met with hordes of people running out of the station.."
They probably heard she was coming. "Look out, it's Chelsea! And she's expounding on the detriments of Bush's tax cut! Run for your lives!"

#2. "That Monday I went to Rosh Hashanah services w/family friends, the Iscols.... In early Aug Zach (their son) was commissioned a second lieutenant in the Marine Corps..... most people could not understand his decision. Why waste a Cornell eduacation on the military? "
Oh yeah. Who needs educated people in the military? Notice how Our Heroine tries to have it both ways: she gets in the little dig at the military, then tries to pass it off as something "most people" were saying. Hmm...I wonder who "most people" are? Mommy and Daddy, maybe?

What a tiresome, self-absorbed little brat she really is. She wants us to see her as a Deep Thinker because she was supposedly concerned with Bush's tax cut at the time of the crisis. Are we supposed to admire her ability to see The Big Picture? Give me a break. She's a pompous, grandstanding fraud, just like her parents.

[NYpeanut]

Haven't you ever heard that NY is a state of mind? God help us, now that has to include phony little lying white trash bastards who "expound on the detriments" of whatever and defend their criminal lying rapist parents. As if we don't have enough problems.

[OldFriend]

Is it any wonder this spoiled hideous soul-less piece of garbage encounters anti-american sentiment. She is the epitome of the 'ugly american'. Now I wonder where she learned to be so disgustingly self absorbed!!!

[rightwingextremist1776]

The rotten apple doesn't fall from the tree. Moron is what moron does!

[hellinahandcart]

I'm just wondering about the path of her oddyssey, that's all. Chelsea "wanders" downtown to within twelve blocks of the WTC, according to the article. Then, she reunites with two of her friends (we can only assume that they both worked in the area, or in the same place), one of which is the girl who lives in the apartment near Union Square (that's 14th-18th St, so assume the friend's apartment is anywhere between 12th and 20th, 3rd Ave. to 5th or 6th). So they've got to walk a good 24 blocks just to get back to "home base", instead they trek onward ANOTHER 25-30 blocks north to Grand Central in time to be there when hordes of people rush out of it.

Walking the third friend home, perhaps? I don't know, but this just doesn't make sense. I will have to read the whole article, I suppose (sigh)...guess this means I'll have to actually buy Talk magazine.

[christine]

THIS LITTLE WENCH LEARNED HOW TO LIE AT THE FEET OF HER DESPICABLE PARENTS. are we to believe that bush's tax cut was her first thought on 911? PLEASE!!! WHAT A LITTLE TWIT!

[NYCVirago]

I'm wondering about this odyssey, too. I actually have a subscription to Talk (I got the subscription for free from an unrelated company trying to drum up sales), so I will read this story as soon as I get the issue.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

All I have to say is:

God bless Second Lieutenant Zach Nichols for his commitment to our country. And...

God help anyone who thinks Chelsea Clinton has anything of the vaguest importance to say.

(She obviously learned to lie by observing her parents. Unfortunately she does not possess the brains to do it well.)

[Timesink]

"I was expounding on the detriments of Bush's tax cut as we approached Grand Central Terminal and were met with hordes of people running out of the station.."

The hordes, THE HORDES!!!!!

Actually, what she saw was just young women running for their lives after hearing that BIll was arriving on the next train.

[Oschisms]

Pass the issue around at the next NYC Freeper Happy Hour!

We're normally a pretty jovial group- But that will have us RAOTFL(Our)AO. And that way we don't have to buy it- it would be dificult to stomach TALK trumpeting the Chelsea issue as the highest circulation of the magazine.

Not like their circulation is audited, anyway.

[Timesink]

My mother, meanwhile, had worked nonstop, and as my father and I walked around Union Square, person after person approached us to tell us how grateful they were to her, how proud they were of here.

Non-NY Freepers may be interested to know that, post-9/11, Union Square was the home base of the tiny, irrelevant lefty peacenik protesters. BIll and Chelsea couldn't have gotten more "spontaneous" thank yous if they'd been walking around the lobby of the Democratic National Committee.

Lying bitch.

[Timesink]

According to the previous issue of Talk magazine (the one with Giuliani on the cover), Clinton called Rudy's people and wanted to go down to Ground Zero that Thursday! Rudy said no (his reason was that it was too much a security nightmare), which is how Clinton ended up accosting people that night in the armory instead.

Oh, I am SO happy to read this. Can you imagine the purple rage that must have erupted after that phone call? To have not only been told no by a "mere mayor," but also to have no choice but to obey? Ohhhhh that's yummy.

[NYCVirago]

Pass the issue around at the next NYC Freeper Happy Hour! We're normally a pretty jovial group- But that will have us RAOTFL(Our)AO. And that way we don't have to buy it- it would be dificult to stomach TALK trumpeting the Chelsea issue as the highest circulation of the magazine.

Yeah, when is the next happy hour, anyway (paging Silly!)