[RightOnline]

Woodward reminds me of the one-time high-school-stud who never grows up. Well into his fifties, he wears a ridiculous combover, gold chains, open shirts, gold chains, too-tight pants, and carries a pot belly that hangs over his belt, still trying to pick up teen-aged chicks with "...hey, sweet-cheeks; if you only knew who I was...........er, am........".

He's a has-been who hasn't caught onto the fact.

[Mr. Mulliner]

No doubt Woodward lives his life in memory of the days when he helped to bring down an American president. I'm sure he'd like to do the same to Bush and is, in his way, bitching that Bush is so popular.

[Arthur McGowan]

How can you make fun of one of the great rapordhers of all time?

[Howlin]

Woodard has to downplay every single world event so that nothing will EVER be bigger than Watergate. It's vital to his self-esteem, you know.

[AmishDude]

It's just the opposite for me. I see Woodward as the total geek in high school whose acne cleared up and who got a good job. But the problem is, nobody at the reunion wants to hear him talk about himself anymore.