[SpottedBeaver]

Is this where the animals gather?

[sharktrager]

Who are you calling a flamer?!?

[SAMWolf]

Where there's bunnys, there's wolves.

[headsonpikes]

"Many compulsive flamers keep a jar of insects next to their desks just for this reason."

I don't need that; I have you!

;^)

[Uncle Sham]

This has got to be the stupidest post of the day. Get a life, you idiot jerk.
Your freeper-in-law
Uncle Sham

[dighton]

ASH ALERT!

[rockfish59]

like charlton heston told his son in 'midway':

'you better get your head in the game or some hot-shot jap pilot's gonna flame your ass'!

(probably not exact, but gets the point across)

[PeterBarringer]

Leave your reason at the door. You must NOT have any form of conventional logic in your flame

And just who the hell do you think you are assuming that there is no form of conventional logic in a rebuttal of obviously spewed nonsense!! what kind of commie bastard wrote this peice of crap?? obviously this person has no clue as to what it take to flame somebody as this person is obviously SATAN!! who the f*ck does this person think they are and why do i even bother?!?!? idiocy reigns supreme in this persons brain even though I don't believe that this person has one!!

where do you get this garbage? obviously this person is closely associated with the Taliban and produces this CRAP at an alarming rate and wishes harm to the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!! wht the hell is going on with today's society?!?!? (/flame)

was that ok?

[Mr_Magoo]

Why do I now have a taste for Pepper-jack CHEESE?

[bayourod]

Is THIS the proper way to flame a liberal?

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

Can you give us a valid example of what qualifies you to be the judge?

Being egomaniacal is not one of them........

[AAABEST]

I'm convinced whoever wrote this is stalking my post on FR.

[slimer]

You must create your own world and speak from there. There is no single way to do this, although tired and tested methods include illegal drug intake, sleep deprivation, compulsive masturbation and listening to Marilyn Manson.

Now just a dag burn minute! Iv'e bin accussed of a lot of thangs but this takes the twinkie. first They tried to tell me that smokin Marijuana will cause you to fergit thinges. Well tha'ts bunk cause I bin smokin since i was....well i cant' remember when i First started but....what was i talkin bout?... o never mind

as far as the masturbation thing - they said Iw'd go blind if I kept doin it....well thats' crap too.... my braille keyboard works just fine"

[beowolf]

LAZAMATAZ posted the definative flame....this is less than a pale imitation.

[PatrickHenry]

Whacko, sicko Hillary-loving phreak! Perhaps a visit to this site will help:
Constipation, the Awesome Creator of Disease.

[MarkWar]

>You must create your own world and speak from there. There is no single way to do this, although tired and tested methods include illegal drug intake, sleep deprivation, compulsive masturbation and listening to Marilyn Manson.

Holy cow. I must be somewhere beyond Oz. I'm surprised I can still reach my keyboard. Hello? Is there anybody out there?

Mark W.

[Arthur McGowan]

Where did you learn to properly split infinitives?

[The Drowning Witch]

How's this? I find it says it all, and is at once absurd, yet flaccid.....

GET BENT.

[breakem]

Don't be so flameboyant.

[ofMagog]

May those who flame me spend eternity listening to Al Sharpton, Jerry Falwell, Jessie Jackson, and Pat Robertson "explain" things. If they be males, they will first have transexual surgery and live as a female among the Taliban until their death. If they be females, they will have to spend 24 hours a day with Bill Clinton until their death.

A sadist and a masochist decided they were made for each other.
They got married.
On the wedding night the masochist begged, "Beat me!"
The sadist replied,"Nooooooooo."