Prophet Seeking "Moderates" For Anti-Terror Coalition

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[xzins]

If you know the Bible story, this is hysterical. If you don't, well.......passing over the head. (Hint: look it up.)

[xzins]

bump for fun read

[TrueBeliever9]

Sounds like the "Crystal Cathedral"

[TrueBeliever9]

BTT for update

[DittoJed2]

Sure does! Bump.

[RnMomof7]

LOL True!

bumped for fun!

[MissAmericanPie]

What a hoot, lol. Thanks for the giggles and the heads up.

[Lent]

Ahab:"Jezebel made me do it!"

[George W. Bush]

Ahab:"Jezebel made me do it!"

That's irrelevant. Has nothing to do with his ability to govern. Move along now. Nothing to see here.

[RnMomof7]

Ahab:"Jezebel made me do it!"

That's irrelevant. Has nothing to do with his ability to govern. Move along now. Nothing to see here.

LOL

[JenB]

From related piece: "The prophet has been criticized by the media as a show off, mostly because of his performance at the contest on Mt. Carmel, where he was not content with merely calling down fire, but first soaked the alter and offering. A priest of Baal, speaking on condition of anonymity, called Elijah "a real wacko. I mean, this is a good step, but he has too often criticized our queen." Elijah could not be reached for comment, but his protege, Elisha, says his mentor is making "some real steps toward peace and ecumenism."

[ThanksBTTT]

"I have never known a deity yet who wasn't open to some kind of compromise."

[beowolf]

LOL....thanks for the flag. Ba'al is such a petty god. Always has been, always will be!-)

[Tribune7]

Good one. Bump

[George W. Bush]

I just realized this article is a direct quote from the NIV...

[fortheDeclaration]

I just realized this article is a direct quote from the NIV...

Well, the NIV translators did have access to those 'older' and 'better' manuscripts.

Even so, come Lord Jesus

[sheltonmac]

This is another one of those pieces that shows the absurdidty of our modern way of thinking. I'm not sure whether I should laugh, cry, or pray. So I'm doing all three.

[sheltonmac]

Whither thou seekest to direct this discussion I know not. I humbly beseech thee, o brethren who doth hold fast to thy King James, not to expostulate this topic thusly. Such remonstrance is best reserved for another time, lest ye be known as ones who drave out those who doth seek confabulation upon the article at hand. Shew that thou art noble and hast decided not to stray whilst posting upon this thread. Verily I say unto thee, as surely as our days hath been made as an handbreadth, thou wilt be able to pursue debate upon this topic ere long.

;-)

[billbears]

While I know Christ did not speak in old English, I'm probably one of the few left of my age that will not read any other than the KJV. The way the words flow somehow make it that much more special to me than it already is

[ArGee]

"This is not a question of religion. It is a question of good versus evil."

WOW!

Thanks for the flag.

Don't worry about me while you're gone, G-d. I'll just be in the garden looking for some fruit to eat.

Shalom.