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Let's Send Them Politically Correct Messages On The Bombs!
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Posted on 10/18/2001 8:56:22 PM PDT by World'sGoneInsane
Let's Send Them Politically Correct Messages On The Bombs!
Cover Your Nose, There Will Be Smoke
Have a Nice Day!
OSHA & EPA Approved--Doesn't Get Better Than That
Sorry You Didn't Like The WTC As It Was
Hope This Doesn't Hurt Too Bad
If This Doesn't Detonate Properly--Hit With Large Hammer
What Would Happen If We Threw A War & This Didn't Get There???
Don't Take This Personally, If You Are Gay
This Bomb Contains No Meat Bi-products
Say Cheese!
We Hope This Finds You Peaceful
Food Drop Will Soon Follow
All Shipments Outside The Fifty US States Are Sent Air Priority
Hey, I'm Just Doing My Job, You Asked For It!
Batteries Not Included
The Pentagon Is My Boss--You Shouldn't Did That
WARNING: This Bomb Could Be Hazardous to Your Health
This Side UP --------->
No Animal Was Harmed or Injured In Testing of This Product
Taking A Direct Hit Will Cause Drowsiness
Alcohol May Intensify the Effect of This Bomb
Caution: May Cause Irritation To Individuals With Sensitive Skin
Please Wear Safety Goggles & Ear Protection
WARNING: EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE!!
Osama Bin Laden or Current Resident
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Contains No Phosphates
Cuts Through The Toughest Grease
Warning: Do Not Exceed Recommended Dosage
SPF RATING: 2001
NOT FOR RESALE
Kills Fleas and Ticks
Fast Acting and Long Lasting
Gently Pulls Open Nasal Passages
All Rights Reserved
May Cause Loss of Turbans
We Feel Your Pain--This Will Alleviate It
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To: World'sGoneInsane
For rectal insertion ONLY!!!!
To: Texaggie79
LOL
To: World'sGoneInsane
"Delivery guaranteed in 30 minutes or less, or the next one's free"
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posted on
10/18/2001 9:01:06 PM PDT
by
SAMWolf
To: World'sGoneInsane
Hijack this, insignificant others!
5
posted on
10/18/2001 9:02:11 PM PDT
by
eclectic
To: World'sGoneInsane
Don't Take This Personally
Let's Do Lunch
Say Hi to the Wife
You Haven't Aged a Bit
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
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To: World'sGoneInsane
Please accept this small 500lb bomb as a token of our friendship, xoxoxo, tla.
To: World'sGoneInsane
Casual contact poses no danger.
To: World'sGoneInsane
Hijack this ... United Way/Taliban approved beneficiary
To: World'sGoneInsane
I always liked this one:
If you can read this, you're F**KED!!!
11
posted on
10/18/2001 9:05:23 PM PDT
by
TexRef
To: World'sGoneInsane
Please return to Berkley, California.
12
posted on
10/18/2001 9:06:41 PM PDT
by
Vicki
To: TexRef
Well we're going for PC, so it will have to be
If You Can Read This, You Best Be Wearing A Condom"
To: smarticus
How About "Justice For All"
To: World'sGoneInsane
If This Kills You, Tough. If This Offends You, Call GLAAD
To: World'sGoneInsane
COMMANDING GENERAL'S WARNING: When dropped accidentally or on purpose, shards of hot steel may rip through flesh causing extreme discomfort.
Smile: We'll rebuild your factories...err, I mean cottages, and build you factories!
Today retribution, Tomorrow reparation!
To: World'sGoneInsane
Removes ugly cellulite,...fast
17
posted on
10/18/2001 9:09:29 PM PDT
by
yianni
To: Texaggie79
Rest in Peace.
To: World'sGoneInsane
rollin............ =)
19
posted on
10/18/2001 9:11:17 PM PDT
by
Gimme
To: World'sGoneInsane
This is gonna hurt me a lot more than it's gonna hurt you.
20
posted on
10/18/2001 9:11:43 PM PDT
by
copycat
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