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I have only posted the first two paragraphs of this very interesting article. Someone (I'm sorry, I don't remember who and could not find it again) did a post recently where they wondered if Jesus had committed a sin when he cast the demons from two people and allowed the demons to enter into a herd of pigs, which then ran into the ocean and drowned. I will daresay if Jesus did that very thing in Germany today, the Germans would definitely NOT think he had sinned.
1 posted on 10/17/2001 8:31:28 AM PDT by Texas Gal
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Don't they have guns in Germany? What's the problem? Pork fat rules!
3 posted on 10/17/2001 8:34:08 AM PDT by mlo
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Sounds like it's time for the world' biggest BLT.
4 posted on 10/17/2001 8:34:26 AM PDT by riley1992
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Im kinda thinking i know where we can send these pigs
5 posted on 10/17/2001 8:35:05 AM PDT by ex82nd
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Simple solution....

Gather up the hogs and drop them on the Taliban. That'll make'em squeal.

7 posted on 10/17/2001 8:36:10 AM PDT by chemicalman
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Too bad it's Germany and not Iraq et al.
8 posted on 10/17/2001 8:37:18 AM PDT by cactmh
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We're over-run by lawyers here, too.
9 posted on 10/17/2001 8:38:22 AM PDT by Gumlegs
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How about helping our German friends with an "adopt-a-pig" program? PETA could get involved in the transportation.
10 posted on 10/17/2001 8:38:38 AM PDT by browardchad
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That's not a problem that's a hunting invitation.
11 posted on 10/17/2001 8:39:07 AM PDT by mississippi red-neck
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Time for a little pig relocation...and I am sure we all know where to relocate them to.
12 posted on 10/17/2001 8:39:29 AM PDT by Selara
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ooops! I thought this was a story about the Clintons and their worshippers!!
14 posted on 10/17/2001 8:43:05 AM PDT by RaginRak
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Get out your bibs, here come the ribs!
15 posted on 10/17/2001 8:45:15 AM PDT by scooter2
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Hog Wild, you say?

How many can be dropped out of a B-52?

18 posted on 10/17/2001 8:51:20 AM PDT by Yankee
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This kind of thing is bound to happen when 2 bad laws intersect each other. My understanding of what I was told when I lived there (89-92):

"To protect wildlife" nearly every species has a protected status. You can only shoot large game (deer, pigs, etc) after there has been a wildlife survey done of your property and the types, sexs and age groups have been determined. Then you are told what animals of what age groups and how many of them are to be shot. At this point most people have to get a warden to accompany them out to actually shoot these beasties and the Jaegermeister tells you which specific individual to shoot.

Firearms are so regulated, controlled and expensive that hardly anyone bothers to get them and go through the hassles of keeping them. The socialist government and its propaganda machine have insured that there is a stigma attached to any weapon (read "evil self firing crime device") other than extremely expensive multibarrel breech loaders. This creates a society where only a very small percentage of the population is capable of affording a respectable (read "good") gun, therefor there really isnt much of a "gun culture".

So, in the rare instances where there is someone that can come up with the money and is willing to go through all the problems of getting and storing a firearm, they have to have their wildlife surveyed, make a jaegermeister appointment, and wait all day in the cold rain (=German hunting season) for the jaegermeister to decide that the pig you can shoot is the ancient 3 legged tumor ridden one.

Makes you want to hunt there doesnt it?

24 posted on 10/17/2001 9:20:44 AM PDT by gnarledmaw
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This kind of thing is bound to happen when 2 bad laws intersect each other. My understanding of what I was told when I lived there (89-92):

"To protect wildlife" nearly every species has a protected status. You can only shoot large game (deer, pigs, etc) after there has been a wildlife survey done of your property and the types, sexs and age groups have been determined. Then you are told what animals of what age groups and how many of them are to be shot. At this point most people have to get a warden to accompany them out to actually shoot these beasties and the Jaegermeister tells you which specific individual to shoot.

Firearms are so regulated, controlled and expensive that hardly anyone bothers to get them and go through the hassles of keeping them. The socialist government and its propaganda machine have insured that there is a stigma attached to any weapon (read "evil self firing crime device") other than extremely expensive multibarrel breech loaders. This creates a society where only a very small percentage of the population is capable of affording a respectable (read "good") gun, therefor there really isnt much of a "gun culture".

So, in the rare instances where there is someone that can come up with the money and is willing to go through all the problems of getting and storing a firearm, they have to have their wildlife surveyed, make a jaegermeister appointment, and wait all day in the cold rain (=German hunting season) for the jaegermeister to decide that the pig you can shoot is the ancient 3 legged tumor ridden one.

Makes you want to hunt there doesnt it?

25 posted on 10/17/2001 9:20:45 AM PDT by gnarledmaw
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26 posted on 10/17/2001 9:24:22 AM PDT by dighton
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From the headline I thought my ex was over there.
27 posted on 10/17/2001 9:25:18 AM PDT by Gamecock
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Wait a second... here's the solution:

Gather the wild pigs, herd them onto the C-17's heading for Afghanistan, open bay doors deposit wild pigs on Taliban. When Taliban runs, Brits and Ameircans can have a barbeque with 'tenderized' pork, then coat their bullets in the fat and viola, NO MORE TERRORIST, and NO MORE 72 virgins!!

28 posted on 10/17/2001 9:28:49 AM PDT by Norb2569
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Oink Du Lieber!!!!
35 posted on 10/17/2001 11:27:54 AM PDT by Wolfie
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Now we know why Hillary!! was in such a hurry to become airborne that her vehicle almost ran over a LEO in Westchester County!! Where are Maddie, Rosie, and Janet??
37 posted on 10/17/2001 11:37:04 AM PDT by tracer
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"Adler 6 lead going in hot, bombardier, over to you. Hit them hard, Klaus."

"Jawohl, Boss. Fuenf, vier, drei, zwei..los!"

"WeeeEEEEEEE, weeeeeEEEEEEE....[splat!]

41 posted on 10/17/2001 12:24:19 PM PDT by RichInOC
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