[bluefish]

All toilet seats would be nailed down.

Women would stop complaining about the seat being left up and actually start putting it up for us men if we actually left them down - and intentionally missed a few times. They won't complain about the seat not being up, because they'd have to embarrassing admit that they sat on a "wet" seat. Heh heh..

[boris]

"PMS would be a legitimate defense in court."

Punish
My
Spouse...

--Boris

[timm22]

Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

Actually, we have that right now, at least for younger, unmarried men. Of course, most of us see those reputations as a good thing....

[El Sordo]

"And if women ran the world can you imagine how wars would start?
"Madame President, why are you bombing us?"
"Oh, I think you know why!!!""
-Jay Leno

[Hemlock]

Well, all of this humor begs the question: since women comprise more than 50% of the world's population, why don't they rule the world today?

[slimer]

PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

I thought this was a legitimate defense for women. My wife uses it at least two weeks out of every month.

[ladyinred]

Thanks, really a stress reliever! Love the metal detectors for wedding rings in pockets! LOL!

But the winner is: Men would be sitting around wondering what WE are Thinking! YES! Let it be!