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To: 2Trievers
Eddie Murphy and Dave Stewart already beta tested this service. Bad news to report: The best looking women on staff are actually men.
66 posted on 10/05/2001 5:33:05 AM PDT by ArneFufkin
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To: ArneFufkin
Surveys claim one million men a day visit a prostitute in Germany and the figure is on the increase.

That's one busy prostitute. Let's see, 24 hours divided by 1 million men ... by my inaccurate and unreliable mental math, each man takes about 1/3 of a second for conjungal "completion" ... yeah, from my personal experience, that's about right. Throw in a couple of sexual marathoners taking as much 4 or 5 seconds for their satisfaction, and she might fall a little short of her one million "Johann" a day quota. This scenario is a fine testament to the efficiency and productivity of the German people.

The figure is on the rise? Is Charlie Sheen planning a trip to "Oktoberfest"?

74 posted on 10/05/2001 5:47:38 AM PDT by ArneFufkin
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