That's one busy prostitute. Let's see, 24 hours divided by 1 million men ... by my inaccurate and unreliable mental math, each man takes about 1/3 of a second for conjungal "completion" ... yeah, from my personal experience, that's about right. Throw in a couple of sexual marathoners taking as much 4 or 5 seconds for their satisfaction, and she might fall a little short of her one million "Johann" a day quota. This scenario is a fine testament to the efficiency and productivity of the German people.
The figure is on the rise? Is Charlie Sheen planning a trip to "Oktoberfest"?
In drive-thrus, one isn't expected to leave a tip ... what do 'ya think the protcol will be here? We have to provide a little something for those not meeting their daily quota ... minimum wage won't cut it.
Maybe Miss Manners or Martha knows ... I'll go ask.
Over 1 Billion Serviced