Posted on 10/05/2001 3:03:27 AM PDT by 2Trievers
The world's first drive-in brothel is opening in Germany.
Clients drive into eight converted garages then press a buzzer to get a girl.
The drive-through bordello in Cologne is designed to protect vice girls who normally work on the street. Its known locally as the 'Sex Garages.'
City officials believe the officially titled Verrichtungsboxen, or Relief Boxes will be safer for both clients and prostitutes. It has cost local taxpayers £300,000 to build.
Each working girl has a button in case of trouble with a client and the area is patrolled by police. The sex garage is also equipped with a shower.
Officials hope it will reduce street crime and robberies on prostitutes and clients. Streetwalking has been banned in Cologne since 1998.
The idea for the Sex Garage is the idea of a Catholic women's charity. They are situated on an old sports field and are 500 yards away from the nearest house.
A spokesman for the city told Ananova: "We believe it is a way to reduce attacks on girls and to prevent their customers from being ripped off."
Surveys claim one million men a day visit a prostitute in Germany and the figure is on the increase.
Thanks, but that won't be necessary for the French clients.
Ah, yes, your tithes and offerings at work for the spread of good will. (/sarcasm off)
And in other news, former President Bill Clinton announced he will be visiting Cologne, Germany for an extended tour of speaking engagements... |
ROFLMAO!...thanks Critter!
One million men a day visit A PROSTITUTE? One single, solitary prostitute? EWWWWWWWwwwwwwww......
Hmmm... What about a car wash?
~Working at the carwash...Carwash girl~
randystone
Yeah, Helga. She's a big solid berg of a frauline, with brunhilde style steel breastplates. She crushes men upon them, and then laughes heartily, wiping them off...
We'll check with the Reverends Jim Baker, Jesse Jackson and Jimmy Swaggert. They're currently cued as ... numbers 6, 14, and 25 in line. Sounds like Swaggert needs a new muffler.
Jay Leno had a great line .... "If God doesn't strike down San Francisco, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology."
This is meritless chicanery, pointless buffonery, and childish tomfoolery. In other words, fun for boys of all ages. By now, God knows the harmless rascals.
How about Keno instead? That game of skill and chance requires a little less attentive activity.
randystone
randystone
Don't you mean circum-cised?
Actually the city planners did a consumer benefit study of the most ethical use of the space, and the price to citizens of getting totally sc***ed by mechanics in an auto repair garage was significantly higher than this alternative.
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