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What to do if you happen upon a peace rally

Posted on 10/01/2001 12:20:00 AM PDT by Praetorian

What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid naive hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:

1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation."

2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate.

3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"

4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."

5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.

6) When he gets back up to up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."

7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.

8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time. Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.


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To: DallasDeb
The next time some sissy, or some relic from the sixties wrings their hands about "finding the cause of all this hate", tell them "they hate your tolerance, they hate your permissiveness, they hate your liberated women, they hate your weak men, they hate your first amendment, they hate your films, they hate your music, they hate your pornography, they hate your pre-marital sex, they hate your moral relativism, they hate your secularism, and most of all, they hate the Jews." Well-worth keeping. I'll be quoting you, lowbridge.

WHOA! RJayneJ made a mistake. That is not a quote I made, rather the author of the quote is FReeper prov1813man

I brought it to her attention, nominating it for her webpage. She made a mistake and attributed the quote to me.

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3bb79fc80577.htm

61 posted on 10/01/2001 3:50:10 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: Dan from Michigan
They HURT, huh?
62 posted on 10/01/2001 7:23:12 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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To: StoneColdGOP
I would assume so from what I've seen. I was never on the receiving end of one.

That's all I can say.

63 posted on 10/01/2001 7:27:35 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan
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To: Praetorian

64 posted on 10/01/2001 7:27:44 PM PDT by JMJ333
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