Song Parody: "Hello Mullah, Hello Fatah (Camp Osama)"

September 29, 2001 | Charlie Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

HELLO MULLAH, HELLO FATAH (CAMP OSAMA)
Tune: "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (Camp Granada)"
[which was to the tune, "Dance of the Hours"]

Hello Mullah,
Hello Fatah,
Here I am at
Camp Osama.
Camp is very
Entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun in basic training.

I went bombing
With Mohammed.
He blew up like
Halley's comet.
No use going
To the surgeons,
There were parts of him enough for sixty virgins.

All the Sunnis
Hate the Saudis,
And the innies
Hate the outies,
But there's one thing
We agree on:
All the beds are awful hard to get to sleep on.

Camp looks nothing
Like the pictures
They showed us at
The recruiter's.
And the food is
Pretty rotten.
Guess it looks like I've been lied to by bin Laden.

Take me home,
Oh Mullah, Fatah!
Take me home,
I hate Osama.
Don't leave me
Out in Afghanistan
To find my ashes in a can.

Take me home,
I promise I won't
Pierce my ears
Or look at girls like
Britney Spears.
Oh, please don't make me stay,
I've been here one whole day.

I hear airplanes,
They're approaching. . . .
All our bases
Are exploding!
There's no hiding
From a bomber--
Must close quick now 'cause I'm leaving Camp Osama. . . .

Sixty maidens,
And they're virgin,
But a slightly
Different version:
They all look like
Janet Reno!
Mullah, Fatah, this is hell but how did we know?

Charlie Henrickson, copyright 2001

[swheats]

Hi LadyX thanks for the ping.

[doug from upland]

Well done.

[doug from upland]

If you missed it, my latest CAMP GRENADA was dedicated the the pondscum Robert Jensen -- CLICK

[theophilusscribe]

So witty!! Wonderful!!

[Classicaliberalconservative]

Very funny indeed.

[COB1]

Thanks for the bump, LadyX.
That is hilarious!
It's going out to my daughter in California; she'll get a big laugh out of it, too.

[amom]

Thanks for a great laugh.

[MissAmericanPie]

Priceless!

[the808bass]

Super. Bump

[Incorrigible]

Ha! Ha!

[piasa]

I was waiting for someone to use this tune for a parody.... very good!

Now do one to 'A Mighty Fortress' and I'll really be impressed.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Thanks for a GREAT laugh!

[parsifal]

Hey CH! The dead ones are singing, too.

Hey Osama!
At your urgins'
I bombed New York
But there's no virgins!

There's no girl here
Like what we know
But I think I caught a glimpse of Janet Reno!

I expected
A svelte posie
Not some gal who
Look like Rosie!

I'm so sorry.
I'm repentin'
Oh Great Allah! They just sent in H R Clinton!

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

ROFLMAO!!!

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

(((PING))))))

Looks Good!!

You might enjoy this !!

[beowolf]

Thanks, dear LadyX.....I loved it!-)

[dennisw]

Fuuuuuunny!!!!

[mewzilla]

ROTFLOL bump. Glad I wasn't eating at the computer again.

BTW, has anybody seen a parody like this done to Day-O? I've been told about it, but can't find it anywhere.

[mxbluto]

ok except the Saudis are Sunnis. Little error in facts.

[Dems_R_Losers]

Come Mr. Taliban
Hiding out Osama
Give him up or
We bomb your home

Someone e-mailed me this last week, but this was the only verse. Apparently some radio DJ did the whole song.