[Riley]

A single hand grenade will level a two story house.

Corollary to that: they also all contain a 55 gallon drum's worth of gasoline. All artillery shells also contain enormous amounts of gasoline. It is easily possible to outrun shrapnel- just sprint for a few more seconds and do a flying dive to the ground.

If you are the hero, snatch an MP5 off a dead enemy, but leave all the magazines, you won't need them to engage in a sustained firefight.

[#3Fan]

All land developers don't develop land because there is an economic need for developed land, they develop land so they can violate sacred land, or destroy natural scenery, or simply to run someone of a piece of land.

[catonsville]

The hero will always find a parking space immediately in front of any place he is going to.

In any cheap teenage horror flick, the guy with the chainsaw will be behind the THIRD door that is opened.

All guns, semiautomatic or otherwise, have an unlimited supply of bullets.

[LibKill]

The Tech-9 never ever jams. It never needs reloading. It has a cyclic rate of 30,000 rounds per minute. It fires magic bullets that can destroy anything, no matter how heavily armored the target may be.