[Cagey]

If you've seen this before, don't tell me you did because I don't care. And yea, I did a search. Now, laugh a little and add your own.

[Igraine]

There's no need to use "hello," "goodbye" or other pleasentries when on the phone, just bark "yeah" when you answer and hang up when the other person's finished talking.

[Zebra]

All high schools' have girls' showers that are easily accessible to mass peeping, which, when inevitably discovered by the gorgeous, 28 year-old student bathers, becomes hilarious to them, as well.

[MinuteGal]

In the yuppie apartment kitchen scenes, the guy is always tossing a salad and the gal is always stirring spaghetti sauce. The mandatory loaf of french bread seen poking out of the bag when he entered is never seen again.

Later, when she and he are fleeing the villains, she's the one that trips and sprains her ankle, not him.

Leni

[Zebra]

Don't be a star athlete looking to earn a football scholarship to get out of the ghetto; you will be gunned down by the crips or bloods.