Man, this is an event to savor. I'm being called dumb by a creationist. I guess I can survive. And this reminds me ...
There was this ant, and he imagined he was the greatest stud in the jungle. One day a shadow passed over him and he looked up and saw a female elephant, slowly, ponderously walking down a jungle path. Excited at the prospect of such a conquest, he leaped on one of her rear feet and began climbing upward. The elephant continued walking. An hour later the ant reached his destination and began thrusting and gyrating. The elephant, oblivious, continued walking down the jungle path. Then a cocoanut fell and hit the elephant in the head. "Uhhhh!" she groaned. "Ha! Can't take it, can ya?" gloated the ant.And so, Southack, continue your gyrations. We're really impressed.
Apparently you haven't even heard of them. Sad. I had hoped for a better-educated opponent.