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We Are Crazier Than YOU!!!
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| Seot 26, 2001
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Posted on 09/26/2001 2:48:51 PM PDT by gunnyg
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I Like this one! :) Dick
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posted on
09/26/2001 2:48:51 PM PDT
by
gunnyg
To: gunnyg
Formatting! Argh...
But "OO-RAH!" just the same.
To: gunnyg
Did you hear PJ O'Rourke's suggestion (during the Gulf War) that we send Saddam video of the urban wastelands of our inner cities? The message would be "if our govt is willing to do this to our own cities, imagine what its willing to do to yours".
To: gunnyg
You forgot to mention that we're the only nation in the world that's ever nuked another nation.
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posted on
09/26/2001 2:55:05 PM PDT
by
GEC
To: GEC
Twice!
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To: gunnyg
I have never been able to understand why anyone would want 72 unskilled, inexperianced, people to do anything.
Geeeez!! Learin' 'em better aint that much fun!
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posted on
09/26/2001 2:58:40 PM PDT
by
BADJOE
To: gunnyg
BUMP
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posted on
09/26/2001 2:59:01 PM PDT
by
Aurelius
To: GEC
...and we did it twice.
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posted on
09/26/2001 2:59:35 PM PDT
by
Mr. Lucky
To: BADJOE
Don't worry. When they get to heaven they'll discover that all 72 have already been deflowered by the US Marines guarding the streets.
To: GEC
"You forgot to mention that we're the only nation in the world that's ever nuked another nation."And history has a tendancy to repeat itself...
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posted on
09/26/2001 3:02:08 PM PDT
by
LeeMcCoy
To: BADJOE
But then you get to train them the right way, your way. *Oh YEEssss* (In worst Marv Albert voice.)
To: gunnyg
Just remember, we think Jason hacking up naked teenagers is "entertainment."
We celebrate our nation's birthday by blowing shit up. One of our
favorite movie character is a cannibal.
Oh, you folks are going to pay. Sleep tight.
To: GEC
You forgot to mention that we're the only nation in the world that's ever nuked another nation. Not once, but twice.
To: gunnyg
"You may think that when you die for your cause, you go to Paradise with 72 virgins, can leave reservations for 70 members of your family, all your sins are forgiven, and you sit at the side of Allah. Big deal. We had 39 guys who rented a Beverly Hills mansion, cut off their nuts, built a web site, and proceeded to poison themselves to death to hitch a ride with aliens out on the Hale-Bopp comet." Come to think of it....he's right! We are NUTTZ!!!!
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posted on
09/26/2001 3:09:31 PM PDT
by
Shaka
To: gunnyg
To: gunnyg
Never seen a better summation of the American character, not ever!
My personal philosophy bump!
To: gunnyg
ROFL!!! Formatted it, saved it and am in the process of distributing it.
To: StoneColdGOP, Mr.Lucky, Storm Orphan
Thank you all for adding the equivalent to my favorite comic line.
...Again.
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posted on
09/26/2001 3:22:01 PM PDT
by
GEC
To: Mr. Lucky
You can trust a Marine with your life , but not with your wife and 72 celestial virgins)
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