TOM CRUISE ALERT!!!!!! oh wow, I thought that Penelope Cruz was surgically attached to him. But he's alone. He must have had a Penelopectomy. He is stumbling over some words. Gee, doesn't President Bush sometimes mess up his words?
James Woods and Sylvester Stallone were working the phones.
MARIAH CAREY NUTBAG ALERT!!!! Fresh out of the Looney Bin!!. Looks like she still hasn't upgraded the wardrobe to a size that actually fits. Nice girdle lines. I haven't seen that for a while.
