The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow and the next few days is expected to be sunny in the mornings, with contrails in the east, south and possibly in the north, and with increasing mushroom clouds later into the afternoons and into early evenings. The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with brisk winds upwards of around 700 miles per hour. It would probably be best to vacation away from areas which have experienced terrorist training and may be considered sanctuaries. It will definitely be a day for the sunblock, and it wouldn't hurt to shake the dust off the ol' lead suit in the closet. If you're planning on venturing outside in beautiful Afghanistan tomorrow, don't forget to drink plenty of fluids such as barium which shows up nicely when blasts of radiation flow through your body. Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan and enjoy the old country while........ well, while it's still there.
Sorry..I couldnt resist.
Eagles Up! ! !
45 posted on 09/19/2001 4:39:31 AM PDT by Delta 21