[Hammerhead]

I don't know man, the whole Idea just came to me. The thought of us dropping essentials, and toys for the kids, it's like that Kris Kringle thing happening. YOu know the sheriff that outlaws toys?!?! Those f'n Taliban guys would be going absolutely BONKERS try to keep the population under control!!!!! They are so distracted with the population all over the country, there's noway they can fully concentrate on us taking them out!!!!

[SevenDaysInMay]

The Soviets air dropped mined toys contributing tens of thousands of amputee children to Afgan homes and orphanages. Many of those kids are now young adults.

We need to get Santa Clause with civilans, as waarfare will define them, and exterminate the rest, right into Baghdad.

[blam]

The Afraganistan ambassador to the UN, (From the Northern Alliance), tonight said that if we would take care of all the air duties that his folks could take care of everything on the ground.

[DonnerT]

Don't forget left-handed toilet paper. DT

[aruanan]

The thought of us dropping essentials, and toys for the kids, it's like that Kris Kringle thing happening.

I don't know about the toys for the kids. Remember that the Soviet Union did this, but the toys were bombs that were usually just powerful enough to mangle but not kill the kid, causing him to become a greater burden on the mujahadeen than a dead kid would be. I think you'd have to work in the toys at a later date. Better consumer goods for the adults. They're the ones you have to get on your side. They're not going to oppose the Taleban for taking away their kid's Slinky.

[agrace]

YOu know the sheriff that outlaws toys?!?!

Burgermeister Meisterburger. :) Ugh, I just spent an hour looking for a pic of him online but to no avail...