Sir, what is that around your kneck? "It's just a stethescope." I know you are concerned about my health, but why does your stethescoped look just like a MP5 submachine gun? And I don't like the look of that blood pressure cuff disguised as a flash bang.
I am glad he made it to the due-process-of-law part.
If he deserves capital punishment I'd volunteer to stick the needle in myself, but there should be a trial first.
Burning people at the stake was supposed to have gone out of style a few hundred years ago.