[Stand Watch Listen]

Thanks for the clarifications...appreciate it

Hmmmm...here I thought the moderators would control the verticle, the horizontal, the pixels, the zoom, the close-up ...

Help sombody ..what is the opening for Outer Limits...lol

[Admin Moderator]

Many a good laugh here, and thanks for them, my sides are hurting already!

Thanks too for the votes of confidence, we will do our best to live up to them.

[discostu]

From http://www.innermind.com/outerlimits/info/olopen.htm

Main (there were variations):
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image; make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the outer limits.

Gotta love google.