Posted on 05/23/2025 8:50:56 PM PDT by Morgana
Along with every government employee collecting a defined benefit pension. Maybe after 3 years on the payout. Give them the same treatment Edward G Robinson got at the end of Soylent Green.
Can you think of a resident of Delaware ,terminally ill with prostate cancer, who could take advantage of this legislation?
His wife and son both would be so appreciative, that this source of evidence against them would be closed..
Federal gov’t can still prosecute them though.
Just in time for Dr. Jill!!
Is this for Biden?
Death Penalty? NO
Assisted Suicide? Yes
It will have an official insurance code same as any other approved treatment. Insurance companies will love it because it's cheaper than some kinds of treatment to keep alive.
Let that sink in.
Sounds like a winner for Managed Care plans.
Receptionist: How can I help you?
Patient: I am here for the vaccine mandate. I got a letter from the government that I will be fired by my employer if I don’t get it and then my preschoolers will go hungry so I am here to submit.
Receptionist: Ok, please fill out these 58 pages of paperwork and then we will be with you shortly.
Patient (1 hour later): here are the papers
Receptionist (2 hours later): please come back
Doctor (1 hour later): how are you today?
Patient: my arm is very sore from filling out 58 pages of paperwork and my back is sore from sitting on the waiting room chair for 3 hours.
Doctor: ok I will have the clerk your insurance company to see what care we can provide
Clerk: hello Insurance we have a patient wanting service and their ID is [confidential due to HIPAA] and we are in Delawaee & patient has sore arm and sore back.
Call center: This is Olga in Bangladesh, I will look it up.
Clerk: Thank you.
Olga: The computer says we cut off medical expenses yearly (COMEY) at 86 dollars for that plan and the patient agreed on page 2307 of the weekly plan update terms seven weeks ago for the COMEY86 protocol. That is what is approved.
Clerk: Roger that - we will administer the COMEY86 safeguard #1.
Olga: and we will expedite their employer-side and patient-side premiums collection process now for the future 12 months to be paid now. Wait for authorisation from us to administer the safeguard as we need to ensure the premiums are paid before administering.
Clerk: Doctor, the managed care provider has approved the COMEY86 safeguard ÷1 once they give final approval.
Doctor: have the nurse prepare the cyanide injection and await for final approval from the managed care call center
Nurse: patient, we are going to give you a prevaccine injection for the sore arm and sore back
Patient: ok but I first need to check with ny bank. I got an alert on ny phone that I got a 36K automatic home equity line withdrawal to cover the next 12 months of my part of the health insurance premiums as both me and employer pay 3k each monthly.
Nurse: Turn off your phone. That is a violation of Rule 2348 in this office.
Clerk: I got final approval for the procedure from the Managed Care call center.
Nurse: patient, let me see your good arm that you didn’t write with and I will do the injection and remember rule 7734 that you agreed on about obedience.
Patient: I obey.
Nurse: (2 minutes later) code blue
Clerk: ok I will file the death certificate and have the janitor send the remains to the disposal processing room where the organs harvesting tech can do analysis so our Profit Analyst can determine whether to postpone cremation.
Receptionist: I will get their car towed.
Personally, I don’t think that Assisted Suicide should be legsl in any place where health care insurance plans are legal.
Jill been making phone calls?.
The dialogue failed to include the dialogue of the parking lot observer with the clerk as this angle on managed care can be very profitable. Here it goes.
Observer: i see a nice looking Corvette pulling in with plate number “[confidential]”
Clerk: ok, when the paperwork comes in then I will make sure we do the COMEY86
Secretary: and I will double check the paperwork to make sure everyone gets their car info correct.
Managed Care + Assisted Suicide = great opportunity for several businesses to achieve greater profits
“Delaware legalizes assisted suicide”
Yo Joe!
Maybe MS-13s or Tren de Aragua will want help ‘assisting’.
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