Posted on 09/15/2024 6:56:38 AM PDT by McGruff
The U.S. Navy commissioned a new submarine on Saturday, the first vessel in its fleet designed to fully integrate male and female sailors.
The USS New Jersey, a fast-attack Virginia-class submarine, was commissioned during a ceremony at Naval Weapons Station Earle in Middletown, New Jersey.
"You operate the most complex platform on the planet and you continuously strive for excellence," New Jersey’s commanding officer Cmdr. Steve Halle addressed the submarine’s crew during the ceremony. "I’m amazed and humbled at what we have accomplished."
"Our superior professionalism is enhanced by our crew integration and our diversity," Halle continued. "We have exceeded expectations at every turn and overcome every obstacle set before us."
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I guess halfway night scavenger hunts for the non-qual pukes are banned now. Nevermind, just noticed it is a fast attack. I don’t know if they hold scavenger hunts or not.
“...first gender-neutral submarine in US fleet...”
Noooooooooooo!
USS Pat
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.
“What enemy are they fighting?”
Western traditions and values.
Common sense. And thry’re winning.
You joke, but maybe this is just another extra benefit for our submariner men.
You know, they go out on patrol, and not only can they eat from the mess anytime they want, but they have an exciting new benefit. Guess what else they have right in the bunk next to them -- just waiting?
I'm sure the wives will just love this!
Bring back as many Cold War Era officers as possible.
If Kam and Walz are elected, will tampon dispensers be put in the Conning tower.
If Kam and Walz are elected, will tampon dispensers be put in the Conning tower.
this is just another extra benefit
There is no benefit to having women on a warship
USS Eisenhower ‘94-‘97
I have seen the crap first hand. Not good.
The cabin boy , the cabin boy
The dirty little nipper
He stuck some glass
Inside his ass
And circumcised the skipper.
Each sailing is 2-1/2 months at sea. I hope they have Plan B pills on board.
Zero benefit, zero gains and very, very many negatives and reductions.
A completely negative action.
Stay away from the poop deck.
By week 3 every female on board will be having their periods simultaneously.
Even women in college dorms end up with synchronized periods.
Imagine half the crew on the rag simultaneously….
First Mate Spunk: That’s my tanning spot! you! You’re in my spot! That’s my spot!
Sailor #1: You are daft! I’ve been here all morning. Now, run along, you are blocking my sun.
First Mate Spunk: Don’t you give me any back-sass, you tan tease!
[ fight breaks out; Captain Ned intervenes ]
Captain Ned: Is this how men act on a man’s ship? Where is your manliness? Fighting on deck is a serious breach on my articles of strict discipline! I’m afraid the guilty party is in for a very severe punishment!
Sailor #1: Captain.. I did indeed take Mr. Spunk’s spot. I’m ready to accept my punishment..
First Mate Spunk: Captain! I threw the first blow. If anyone is to be punished, let it be me. I ask only that whatever you do, please don’t put me in a tight-fitting Lassie costume and make me eat from a monogrammed dog dish.
Sailor #2: [ entering ] Captain, I encouraged this fight – punish me! Make me wear nipple-pinching clothespins, sir!
Sailor #3: [ entering ] Me, Captain! Punish me!
Captain Ned: Stop! I’ve heard enough! Your manly admission of guilt is most manful. However, as your Captain, it is I who must bear the full masculine responsibility! And therefore, I will be punished. Spunk! Take me alone! I want a boiling oil rub..
The enemy they are fighting is NORMALCY!
I was gonna say, there’ll be a LOT of rockin’ in that boat.
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