Navy launches USS New Jersey, first gender-neutral submarine in US fleet

Fox News ^ | Sep 15, 2024 | Stephen Sorace

[jacknhoo]

I guess halfway night scavenger hunts for the non-qual pukes are banned now. Nevermind, just noticed it is a fast attack. I don’t know if they hold scavenger hunts or not.

[adorno]

first gender-neutral submarine

I had no idea that submarines had genders assigned at birth. Live and learn.

But, where would their genitals have been placed if they had any?

All that's needed now is for whatever 'humans' enter the submarine that they also be neutral gender. Keep the flow or definition going. Will their deadly weapons also be neutral? Female missiles or male missiles or non-gendered missiles? Oh, I forgot: LGBTQ+ weaponry that kills all equally, and follow DEI (or is it DIE?) guidelines.

Anyhow, this world has gone to hell and we need a restart. Perhaps God can steer us 'straight' again?

[Carriage Hill]

“...first gender-neutral submarine in US fleet...”

Noooooooooooo!

[CaptainPhilFan]

USS Pat

[Jim Noble]

"Our superior professionalism is enhanced by our crew integration and our diversity," Halle continued”

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.

[Danie_2023]

“What enemy are they fighting?”

Western traditions and values.

[gundog]

What enemy are they fighting?

Common sense. And thry’re winning.

[icclearly]

The Love Boat.

You joke, but maybe this is just another extra benefit for our submariner men.

You know, they go out on patrol, and not only can they eat from the mess anytime they want, but they have an exciting new benefit. Guess what else they have right in the bunk next to them -- just waiting?

I'm sure the wives will just love this!

[HombreSecreto]

Bring back as many Cold War Era officers as possible.

[chopperk]

If Kam and Walz are elected, will tampon dispensers be put in the Conning tower.

[chopperk]

If Kam and Walz are elected, will tampon dispensers be put in the Conning tower.

[OldHarbor]

this is just another extra benefit

There is no benefit to having women on a warship

USS Eisenhower ‘94-‘97

I have seen the crap first hand. Not good.

[Kozak]

The cabin boy , the cabin boy
The dirty little nipper
He stuck some glass
Inside his ass
And circumcised the skipper.

[cpdiii]

Each sailing is 2-1/2 months at sea. I hope they have Plan B pills on board.

[ansel12]

Zero benefit, zero gains and very, very many negatives and reductions.

A completely negative action.

[dfwgator]

Stay away from the poop deck.

[Kozak]

By week 3 every female on board will be having their periods simultaneously.
Even women in college dorms end up with synchronized periods.
Imagine half the crew on the rag simultaneously….

[dfwgator]

First Mate Spunk: That’s my tanning spot! you! You’re in my spot! That’s my spot!

Sailor #1: You are daft! I’ve been here all morning. Now, run along, you are blocking my sun.

First Mate Spunk: Don’t you give me any back-sass, you tan tease!

[ fight breaks out; Captain Ned intervenes ]

Captain Ned: Is this how men act on a man’s ship? Where is your manliness? Fighting on deck is a serious breach on my articles of strict discipline! I’m afraid the guilty party is in for a very severe punishment!

Sailor #1: Captain.. I did indeed take Mr. Spunk’s spot. I’m ready to accept my punishment..

First Mate Spunk: Captain! I threw the first blow. If anyone is to be punished, let it be me. I ask only that whatever you do, please don’t put me in a tight-fitting Lassie costume and make me eat from a monogrammed dog dish.

Sailor #2: [ entering ] Captain, I encouraged this fight – punish me! Make me wear nipple-pinching clothespins, sir!

Sailor #3: [ entering ] Me, Captain! Punish me!

Captain Ned: Stop! I’ve heard enough! Your manly admission of guilt is most manful. However, as your Captain, it is I who must bear the full masculine responsibility! And therefore, I will be punished. Spunk! Take me alone! I want a boiling oil rub..

[Ann Archy]

The enemy they are fighting is NORMALCY!

[Tacrolimus1mg]

I was gonna say, there’ll be a LOT of rockin’ in that boat.