[RandFan]

Would love to hear what you make of this one...

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Yes. Just like in prisons, the citizens of the UK should only be allowed to own plastic spoons for cutlery.

[Leaning Right]

More almost unimaginable stupidity from the UK.

“I will give up my knives and instead carry candy and flowers,” said no criminal ever.

[Telepathic Intruder]

So basically the U.K. is like one big airport terminal now.

[Jonty30]

Zombie knives look cool, but they lose functionality as they become stylized.

They aren’t as scary as a straight up Kabar or Bowie knife

[Nateman]

When do they take away their matches? You can start a lot of trouble with those little sticks of fire!

[MoraBlack]

Knife crime is rampant, so i understand they want to do something. Banning “Zombie Knives” won`t cut it (ahem) It`s not like you need a special knife to kill. Look at Solingen. The killer used a plain chef`s knife from his kitchen.

[nonliberal]

Let’s see if the Brits learned anything from giving up their guns.

[Rlsau1]

Wouldn’t it be simpler to just ban everything? Then, the government would have grounds to prosecute or imprison anyone they wish. Shoot, that’s what they seem to be doing incrementally anyway.

[Pete Dovgan]

First they controlled automatic guns
Then it was handguns.
Then it was rifles.
Then it was shotguns.
Then it was swords.
Then it was kitchen knives (have to be 18 to buy)
Then it was homemade zombie knives

Britain’s socialism can see no other pattern to control crime and ‘protect’ people. “Those who give up freedom for security deserve neither”

[dpetty121263]

We wasted out time and treasure in saving them from the Germans...

[Cold_Red_Steel]

Are they allowed to have pointed sticks?

[T.B. Yoits]

They had already started with the British celebutards calling for banning knives that are already banned, instead of deporting the illegal alien invaders.

From January 2024:

https://news.sky.com/story/idris-elba-calls-for-immediate-ban-on-zombie-knives-13044027

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Britain citizens gave up their registered handguns.
Then they gave up their registered rifles.
Now they are giving up their scary knives?

England is lost to the moslem hordes without firing a shot.

Reminds me of ancient Israel.
1 Samuel 13:19
19And no blacksmith could be found in all the land of (ENGLAND), because the (GOVERNMENT) had said, “The (BRITS) must not be allowed to make swords or spears.” 20Instead, all the (BRITS) would go down to the (MOSLEMS) to sharpen their plowshares, mattocks, axes, and sickles.…

[Sooth2222]

But, the mother of 16-year-old Mikey Ryall who was fatally stabbed with a zombie knife near Bristol last June worries the new law will "not be enough" to combat knife crime.

BBC is saying that the knife fatally stabbed her son?

All by itself???

[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

If you can’t graze it from the ground on your knees, it should not be eaten. No farting though.

[nhbob1]

Of course Muslims will be exempt