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Hezbollah Kills Chickens With Missiles
The Jerusalem Post ^ | August 25, 2024 | OHAD MERLIN

Posted on 08/25/2024 3:47:49 PM PDT by bunkerhill7

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Henzbollah Kills Hens in Missile Attack
1 posted on 08/25/2024 3:47:49 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: bunkerhill7

No comment from PETA.


2 posted on 08/25/2024 3:51:11 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: bunkerhill7

They are calling it “The Great Chicken Massacre!!!”
I never knew the Arabs had such a sense of humor.
I know some Egyptian guys who do, but few Arab until now.


3 posted on 08/25/2024 3:54:51 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: bunkerhill7

That’s not halal.......


4 posted on 08/25/2024 3:56:35 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger

The chickens were Jewish so it doesn’t matter. Probably not kosher either.


5 posted on 08/25/2024 3:59:19 PM PDT by Fuzz
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To: lee martell
I call it an act of henocide.
6 posted on 08/25/2024 4:02:29 PM PDT by Stepan12 (Enrique Tarrio? “Remember the prisoners as if chained with them – those who are mistreated…” Hebrew)
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To: Fuzz

Some would consider a roasted brisket to be a Biological Weapon.


7 posted on 08/25/2024 4:02:45 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Stepan12

That’s a good one! Worth snare drum roll and high hat drop.


8 posted on 08/25/2024 4:05:10 PM PDT by lee martell
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Well, those people would be very wrong, unless it was purchased at Walmart and cooked on a propane grill, then they’d be correct.


9 posted on 08/25/2024 4:06:54 PM PDT by Fuzz
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To: bunkerhill7

The chickens couldn’t run away because it was a bones chicken farm.


10 posted on 08/25/2024 4:08:13 PM PDT by Fuzz
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To: Fuzz

Boneless, dammit.


11 posted on 08/25/2024 4:14:29 PM PDT by Fuzz
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...

“Is that the nest you can do?”


12 posted on 08/25/2024 4:18:04 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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To: bunkerhill7

The sky, she is falling.


13 posted on 08/25/2024 4:18:16 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (I think women should get out of women's sports before they get hurt.)
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To: bunkerhill7

Hezbollah’s chicken-chokers were too busy posting nonstop on FR.


14 posted on 08/25/2024 4:19:56 PM PDT by jjotto ( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
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To: jjotto

https://youtu.be/blqYeQ6qeLQ?si=vaglvFsaiZXDIwYB


15 posted on 08/25/2024 4:21:30 PM PDT by Fuzz
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To: bunkerhill7

now we know why the chicken crossed the road...


16 posted on 08/25/2024 4:26:51 PM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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To: bunkerhill7

Halal Hens & Chicks.


17 posted on 08/25/2024 4:28:12 PM PDT by existentially_kuffer
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To: heavy metal

More like how right? In many pieces.


18 posted on 08/25/2024 4:28:25 PM PDT by Fuzz
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To: Fuzz
Boneless, dammit.

Oh, now I get the yolk.

19 posted on 08/25/2024 4:28:43 PM PDT by pfflier
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Phew. I’m no eggspert typer, but that cracked me up.


20 posted on 08/25/2024 4:33:54 PM PDT by Fuzz
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