Hezbollah Kills Chickens With Missiles

The Jerusalem Post ^ | August 25, 2024 | OHAD MERLIN

[bunkerhill7]

Henzbollah Kills Hens in Missile Attack

[Telepathic Intruder]

No comment from PETA.

[lee martell]

They are calling it “The Great Chicken Massacre!!!”
I never knew the Arabs had such a sense of humor.
I know some Egyptian guys who do, but few Arab until now.

[Red Badger]

That’s not halal.......

[Fuzz]

The chickens were Jewish so it doesn’t matter. Probably not kosher either.

[Stepan12]

I call it an act of henocide.

[lee martell]

Some would consider a roasted brisket to be a Biological Weapon.

[lee martell]

That’s a good one! Worth snare drum roll and high hat drop.

[Fuzz]

Well, those people would be very wrong, unless it was purchased at Walmart and cooked on a propane grill, then they’d be correct.

[Fuzz]

The chickens couldn’t run away because it was a bones chicken farm.

[Fuzz]

Boneless, dammit.

[SunkenCiv]

“Is that the nest you can do?”

[ClearCase_guy]

The sky, she is falling.

[jjotto]

Hezbollah’s chicken-chokers were too busy posting nonstop on FR.

[Fuzz]

https://youtu.be/blqYeQ6qeLQ?si=vaglvFsaiZXDIwYB

[heavy metal]

now we know why the chicken crossed the road...

[existentially_kuffer]

Halal Hens & Chicks.

[Fuzz]

More like how right? In many pieces.

[pfflier]

Boneless, dammit.

Oh, now I get the yolk.

[Fuzz]

Phew. I’m no eggspert typer, but that cracked me up.