Report: FBI Opens Investigation After Maggots Were Found At DNC Breakfast Tables

One America News ^ | August 21, 2024 | Abril Elfi

[DoughtyOne]

Aren’t the guests supposed to be there?

[MortMan]

Family reunion?

[Rurudyne]

No.

Human maggots at the tables was my joke.

[HereInTheHeartland]

That’s terrible.
How dare the maggots have to be at the same table with the delegates.

[TribalPrincess2U]

I know. ;-)

I know. I just like saying what I said.

[The Duke]

And parasites were found in the seating area.

[traditional2]

The maggots were HOLDING the forks; no “on” the forks.

[hal ogen]

Was the article referring to the DIMs or insect maggots??? Enquiring minds want to know!

[ModelBreaker]

If they looked, they would find them at every DNC breakfast table. Feasting on the dead meat of the Republic.

[Gaffer]

Yet, ask the FBI through FOIA to provide information on what it has thus far found on the attempted Trump Assassination and.....nada.

Ask the USSS same thing? ......nada

and on and on and on.

But maggots in DNC breakfast? Highest priority. I hope they ate them before discovering.

[Dick Vomer]

Why would they call Democrats “maggots”? OH.... there were actual MAGGOTS in the food..... nevermind.

[Kudsman]

We all know where maggots come from. Blame The Kenyon. He was probably flitting about the food prep area.

[Hot Tabasco]

Don't malign maggots, aka "spikes". Here in S.E. Michigan, they are a favorite bait of ice fishermen targeting perch.

You can buy a bag of 500 for about $11

[Bob434]

I bet that if cocaine was found during bush’s term that the media would have tracked down the source all by themse,ves, not resting until they had.

[Bob434]

Well I was gonna say that the ,iberals were outraged that they were outclassed by the maggots, but thought that was too harsh lol