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The Jolt Cola Effect of Kamala Harris
townhall.com ^ | 8/19/2024 | Alan West

Posted on 08/19/2024 8:11:24 AM PDT by rktman

Howdy, y'all, perhaps I am really dating myself, but before we had all these energy drinks, there was Jolt Cola. I remember it bursting onto the scene circa 1985, marketed to students and young people as a highly, and I mean doggone highly, caffeinated drink. It was popular with those of us in the military who had to pull all night staff duty officer responsibilities. Jolt Cola gave you exactly that, an immediate rush, jolt, but boy howdy, coming down off that caffeine, just like a sugar high, was like crashing bad. And so it is with the Kamala Harris effect with the progressive socialist left.

Since the carefully orchestrated Democrat coup d'etat, so much for the “democratic” process, that resulted in the selection of VP Kamala Harris, there has been a Jolt Cola, euphoric response from the leftist faithful. It is a false sugar high that has been aided and abetted by the high levels of caffeine induction by a complicit leftist media apparatus. And now we are about to have the commencement of the coronation ceremony that is the nomination of Madame Jolt Cola, Kamala Harris. This week's Democratic National Committee convention in Chicago will be quite entertaining and revealing.

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: buzzzzzzz; joltcola; kamala; kamalaharris; mediabias; progressivekamala
As one who consumed my fair share of Jolt, I have to agree with Col West. The buzz doesn't last forever. Hopefully, the truth and demise of these assclowns happens before Nov 5th.
1 posted on 08/19/2024 8:11:24 AM PDT by rktman
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To: rktman

Jolt! Brings back memories from the 90s, my 2nd shift telemarketing job, trying to stay awake.


2 posted on 08/19/2024 8:14:17 AM PDT by philippa
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To: rktman
If this jolt is just a surge, it wont last.


3 posted on 08/19/2024 8:15:04 AM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: rktman

Every programmer that was at the company I worked for in 1985 switched switched to Jolt from Mountain Dew. You didn’t dare make a loud noise in their work area.


4 posted on 08/19/2024 8:17:02 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: rktman

“All the sugar and twice the caffeine.”


5 posted on 08/19/2024 8:18:11 AM PDT by Rio
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To: mad_as_he$$

Same.

“All the sugar, twice the caffeine”


6 posted on 08/19/2024 8:20:33 AM PDT by CapandBall
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To: rktman

I used to drink that stuff by the 6 pack during work- was always on the run-


7 posted on 08/19/2024 8:23:32 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: mad_as_he$$

Working 12 hour shifts (rotating) for months on end, yeah buy me a case. LOL! Good times right?


8 posted on 08/19/2024 8:24:09 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉! 🇮🇱👍!)
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To: CapandBall

Yup. Some jumpy guys in that office complex.


9 posted on 08/19/2024 8:24:23 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: rktman

👍


10 posted on 08/19/2024 8:25:29 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: rktman
MAGA will not end if voters like MAGA.

All the sugar. Twice the caffeine.

Decades ahead of its time. I drank the stuff in 1985 at U of Chicago. Great packaging (reminds me of a certain "Big Red Cheese").

One problem: it didn't taste very good.
11 posted on 08/19/2024 8:28:06 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: Dr. Sivana

I recall it had that flat cola taste like a bottle of Pepsi left open and not refrigerated. Only tried it once, went back to coffee. Nasty stuff.


12 posted on 08/19/2024 8:54:50 AM PDT by OldGoatCPO (No Caitiff Choir of Angels will sing for me. )
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To: rktman

Jolt Cola - all the sugar and twice the caffeine of ordinary colas

Entire Silicone Valley startups were founded on this stuff

The original Fry’s Electronics store had pallets of twelve packs stacked right next to the check out

Those were the days


13 posted on 08/19/2024 9:10:33 AM PDT by rdcbn1
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To: rktman

It better disappear fast. Voting begins in mid September for a variety of states.


14 posted on 08/19/2024 9:24:14 AM PDT by napscoordinator (DeSantis is a beast! Florida is the freest state in the country! )
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To: rktman

Yeah, I remember Jolt. Loved it at the time.

Where I worked there was a vending machine that dispensed a thick black substance that was advertised as tea. It didn’t taste like tea, coffee, or anything else that I was familiar with, but that stuff was like rocket fuel. It got me through many a late night!


15 posted on 08/19/2024 9:25:32 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Fake news, fake election, fake president, real Communism.)
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There are a lot of spacecraft that flew because the launch crews were drinking Jolt and Mountain Dew!


16 posted on 08/19/2024 9:28:49 AM PDT by CodeToad (Rule #1: The elites want you dead.)
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The caffeine in a can of Jolt is NOTHING compared to 12 ounces of proper brewed coffee. It was probably half the caffeine of coffee.

I liked Jolt fine occasionally, but it was a poor substitute for coffee for coffee drinkers, “half the caffeine and little of the taste.”


17 posted on 08/19/2024 10:29:24 AM PDT by Weirdad (Orthodox Americanism: It's what's good for the world! (Not communifascism!))
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To: rktman

kamala is not “Jolt Cola”!

She’s just major depression!


18 posted on 08/19/2024 11:07:09 AM PDT by Honorary Serb
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