As of now, Trump has not been formally charged That gave me a laugh. Yep, we're in bizarro world, so that's possible.
- Count One: Endangering the spectators by not letting the bullet hit him square, causing great bodily harm to multiple members of the crowd to his left.
- Count Two: Failure to remain in an upright position to the effect that assassins bullets would find unintended target(s). Accessory to murder and mayhem.
- Count Three: Displaying a clenched fist, expressing defiance, and inciting violence by shouting "Fight" multiple times while the subject of a State sponsored operation.